About time New Jersey politicians reap what they sow after banning jeans at council gatherings.

Bumbling fool cannot cast himself an orb of light, and consulted an artificer to make one! What a fool, this cleric is!

If you are a hooded wizard, consider thyself an opposition to myself. I got tomes to spells you can’t even wrap your arcane mind around.

If you make a gigantic dungeon for it? You can probably turn that into a really cool boardgame.

Sooooo what exactly are the job qualifications for Wizard of New Zealand?

Best of luck to everyone!

I simply sent them to go get some purple wyrm toxin I did not say if they came back or not

Worked at an Arby’s for 2 weeks before. Took off my apron and quit when I watched a tweaking fool come in and get angry when we didn’t have a burger at an Arby’s. They would have flipped a table for that burger if the tables weren’t welded to the ground lmaoooooo

#respectretail

@thechiariqueen.bsky.social

God damn do I need a magical ice cream scooper in my life