Evan Jordan
@thatevanjordan.bsky.social
Filmmaker: The Inverts | Florida, Man | Other Stuff • Artist/Virtual Festival Lead at Unnamed Footage Festival • Engineer/Producer at Footage Foreplay • Contact: thatevanjordan@gmail.com
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Can’t wait for you to hear what I put in Dev’s ears 👂👂
December 12, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Can’t wait for you to hear what I put in Dev’s ears 👂👂
Pre-orders opened today for the blu-ray of 'Grieve' from director Robbie Smith, with cover art by yours truly! 🖌️
They're already going fast and supplies are limited to 100! Get your copy here: bit.ly/grievebluray 💿
They're already going fast and supplies are limited to 100! Get your copy here: bit.ly/grievebluray 💿
December 10, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Pre-orders opened today for the blu-ray of 'Grieve' from director Robbie Smith, with cover art by yours truly! 🖌️
They're already going fast and supplies are limited to 100! Get your copy here: bit.ly/grievebluray 💿
They're already going fast and supplies are limited to 100! Get your copy here: bit.ly/grievebluray 💿
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I can't tell you how much I despise the term "elevated horror." Whoever coined it deserves to endure endless reruns of Hereditary.
December 6, 2024 at 3:43 PM
I can't tell you how much I despise the term "elevated horror." Whoever coined it deserves to endure endless reruns of Hereditary.
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Excited to launch Found Frights, my new monthly found footage column at @bloody-disgusting.com!
This month, I’m taking a look at the mind-bending PUZZLE BOX, the latest feature from Aussie horror writer/director Jack Dignan.
bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/3...
This month, I’m taking a look at the mind-bending PUZZLE BOX, the latest feature from Aussie horror writer/director Jack Dignan.
bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/3...
Get Lost in the Inescapable Nightmare of 'Puzzle Box' [Found Frights]
Welcome to Found Frights, a monthly column in which Ari Drew highlights new, underrated, and underseen found footage movies for those of us who can't get In the first entry of Ari Drew's new found foo...
bloody-disgusting.com
December 4, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Excited to launch Found Frights, my new monthly found footage column at @bloody-disgusting.com!
This month, I’m taking a look at the mind-bending PUZZLE BOX, the latest feature from Aussie horror writer/director Jack Dignan.
bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/3...
This month, I’m taking a look at the mind-bending PUZZLE BOX, the latest feature from Aussie horror writer/director Jack Dignan.
bloody-disgusting.com/editorials/3...
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Co-signed. If you watch it in the CFF Selects playlist an angel gets its wings.
If you have Arrow, absolutely watch Meat Friend on there. For those who don't, here you go.
I've watched this at least a dozen times since it came out.
Happy Meat Day, children!
youtu.be/e-pHlgcitU4?...
I've watched this at least a dozen times since it came out.
Happy Meat Day, children!
youtu.be/e-pHlgcitU4?...
December 5, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Co-signed. If you watch it in the CFF Selects playlist an angel gets its wings.
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Rewatched LAKE MUNGO this week, and good news.... it's still perfect.
November 23, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Rewatched LAKE MUNGO this week, and good news.... it's still perfect.
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GOOD NEWS PHYSICAL MEDIA LOVERS! As of TODAY you can now buy Hell Hath No Fury on Bluray and DVD!!!
I’m a big fan of physical media so to be able to hold my own movie in my hands really means so much to me 🥹
Order one of these bad boys for your mantel TODAY 😎
Order here 👉 amzn.to/4fBG2Gs
I’m a big fan of physical media so to be able to hold my own movie in my hands really means so much to me 🥹
Order one of these bad boys for your mantel TODAY 😎
Order here 👉 amzn.to/4fBG2Gs
November 19, 2024 at 6:07 PM
GOOD NEWS PHYSICAL MEDIA LOVERS! As of TODAY you can now buy Hell Hath No Fury on Bluray and DVD!!!
I’m a big fan of physical media so to be able to hold my own movie in my hands really means so much to me 🥹
Order one of these bad boys for your mantel TODAY 😎
Order here 👉 amzn.to/4fBG2Gs
I’m a big fan of physical media so to be able to hold my own movie in my hands really means so much to me 🥹
Order one of these bad boys for your mantel TODAY 😎
Order here 👉 amzn.to/4fBG2Gs
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Smokin on that pop pack tonight
Rosanna Pansino reveals she's smoking her dad's ashes in new Instagram story:
“His dying wish was to be grown into a cannabis plant and be smoked. So that's what I did.”
“His dying wish was to be grown into a cannabis plant and be smoked. So that's what I did.”
November 18, 2024 at 12:24 PM
Smokin on that pop pack tonight
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btw, if u forgot, her[edit]ary is available on internet archive if u wanna watch hereditary, but wish it was weirder and scarier and more dank archive.org/details/her-...
her[edit]ary *STROBE WARNING* : A69 : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
her[edit]ary is an experimental feature length a/v remix edit of hereditary (2018). it originally premiered at segfest on 10/28/2022.captain: sloane...
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November 12, 2024 at 11:53 PM
btw, if u forgot, her[edit]ary is available on internet archive if u wanna watch hereditary, but wish it was weirder and scarier and more dank archive.org/details/her-...
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Happy Anniversary, Shiftheads!!!
SHIFTER’s world premiere screening at Cinequest was four years ago 🥳 I’m extremely grateful to everyone who helped bring this film to life and to everyone who has supported it along the way ❤️
Celebrate by watching it on your VOD service of choice!
SHIFTER’s world premiere screening at Cinequest was four years ago 🥳 I’m extremely grateful to everyone who helped bring this film to life and to everyone who has supported it along the way ❤️
Celebrate by watching it on your VOD service of choice!
March 7, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Happy Anniversary, Shiftheads!!!
SHIFTER’s world premiere screening at Cinequest was four years ago 🥳 I’m extremely grateful to everyone who helped bring this film to life and to everyone who has supported it along the way ❤️
Celebrate by watching it on your VOD service of choice!
SHIFTER’s world premiere screening at Cinequest was four years ago 🥳 I’m extremely grateful to everyone who helped bring this film to life and to everyone who has supported it along the way ❤️
Celebrate by watching it on your VOD service of choice!
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meatpile. drew this a couple years back and still love it. don't know why i haven't done more like this since.
December 30, 2023 at 9:41 PM
meatpile. drew this a couple years back and still love it. don't know why i haven't done more like this since.
The holidays are a time to come together, so the @unnamedfootage.bsky.social team decided we’d try to foster a cheerful, festive space with a FREE event!
Come hang out in the Discord server starting at 6PM PST for holiday films and original content with good company! 🎄 bit.ly/UFFHH
Come hang out in the Discord server starting at 6PM PST for holiday films and original content with good company! 🎄 bit.ly/UFFHH
December 22, 2023 at 10:17 PM
The holidays are a time to come together, so the @unnamedfootage.bsky.social team decided we’d try to foster a cheerful, festive space with a FREE event!
Come hang out in the Discord server starting at 6PM PST for holiday films and original content with good company! 🎄 bit.ly/UFFHH
Come hang out in the Discord server starting at 6PM PST for holiday films and original content with good company! 🎄 bit.ly/UFFHH
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Hot Dog Reporter 0.7.0 just dropped! LOTS of changes, but here are some highlights:
🌭 THREE NEW LEVELS!
🎮 Hot Dog Reporter is officially Steam Deck verified!
📦 New mechanics, including moving hazards, updrafts, and breakable boxes!
🐈 You can pet the cat now!
🎨 Lots of new artwork!
🌭 THREE NEW LEVELS!
🎮 Hot Dog Reporter is officially Steam Deck verified!
📦 New mechanics, including moving hazards, updrafts, and breakable boxes!
🐈 You can pet the cat now!
🎨 Lots of new artwork!
Hot Dog Reporter Infomercial
Now available on Steam Early Access!https://store.steampowered.com/app/2605350/Hot_Dog_Reporter/If you're reading this on release, Hot Dog Reporter 0.7.0 jus...
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November 26, 2023 at 6:43 PM
Hot Dog Reporter 0.7.0 just dropped! LOTS of changes, but here are some highlights:
🌭 THREE NEW LEVELS!
🎮 Hot Dog Reporter is officially Steam Deck verified!
📦 New mechanics, including moving hazards, updrafts, and breakable boxes!
🐈 You can pet the cat now!
🎨 Lots of new artwork!
🌭 THREE NEW LEVELS!
🎮 Hot Dog Reporter is officially Steam Deck verified!
📦 New mechanics, including moving hazards, updrafts, and breakable boxes!
🐈 You can pet the cat now!
🎨 Lots of new artwork!
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Mark your calendars: THE HOLIDAY MOVIE MIND MELTER (12 hours of Holiday movies) will be streamed at twitch.tv/importantcin... on December 16 starting at 11:00 AM (EASTERN TIME)
November 15, 2023 at 12:25 AM
Mark your calendars: THE HOLIDAY MOVIE MIND MELTER (12 hours of Holiday movies) will be streamed at twitch.tv/importantcin... on December 16 starting at 11:00 AM (EASTERN TIME)
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Pov: waiting for the microwave to cook your snack at 3am
November 9, 2023 at 12:03 PM
Pov: waiting for the microwave to cook your snack at 3am
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It is important, it is imperative, to love fiercely the ones still here.
November 10, 2023 at 5:04 AM
It is important, it is imperative, to love fiercely the ones still here.
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"Tony Hawk's Amateur Skater" Lets You Fuck Up Your Wrist in a Way That Will Never Really Heal Right
‘Tony Hawk’s Amateur Skater’ Lets You Fuck Up Your Wrist in a Way That Will Never Really Heal ...
Activision has released Tony Hawk’s Amateur Skater, a new skateboarding video game that allows players to break their character’s wrists.
hard-drive.net
November 5, 2023 at 5:00 AM
"Tony Hawk's Amateur Skater" Lets You Fuck Up Your Wrist in a Way That Will Never Really Heal Right
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another year around the sun... join me on my bday soon for DEAD ALIVE + other sillies!!
November 5, 2023 at 3:53 AM
another year around the sun... join me on my bday soon for DEAD ALIVE + other sillies!!
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Do you need some spooky sounds for your Halloween evening? Might I suggest THE INTERCONSCIOUS CATALOGUE, an album of spooky Halloween sounds just for you! On Library of the Occult records !
November 1, 2023 at 12:14 AM
Do you need some spooky sounds for your Halloween evening? Might I suggest THE INTERCONSCIOUS CATALOGUE, an album of spooky Halloween sounds just for you! On Library of the Occult records !
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It's finished! And you can read all of "the Bagman" right here!
And if you like the story, consider buying me a ko-fi! Thanks for reading!
ko-fi.com/mathraptor
And if you like the story, consider buying me a ko-fi! Thanks for reading!
ko-fi.com/mathraptor
A story about a child and the monster under their bed. (20 pages long, I'll be updating this thread as I finish them)
October 29, 2023 at 3:21 PM
It's finished! And you can read all of "the Bagman" right here!
And if you like the story, consider buying me a ko-fi! Thanks for reading!
ko-fi.com/mathraptor
And if you like the story, consider buying me a ko-fi! Thanks for reading!
ko-fi.com/mathraptor
Imagine smelling like pure stealth.
October 28, 2023 at 7:35 PM
Imagine smelling like pure stealth.
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I am such a slut for found footage movies.
October 28, 2023 at 5:00 PM
I am such a slut for found footage movies.
Going to a couple of haunts with my big kiddos tonight and I’m so excited. Hot cider shall be flowing through me, too! 👻
October 28, 2023 at 7:05 PM
Going to a couple of haunts with my big kiddos tonight and I’m so excited. Hot cider shall be flowing through me, too! 👻
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Today! @sarahjomiles.bsky.social explores the sublime subversions of 'Savageland.'
"When a horror movie finishes, the lone survivor stumbles into a new day — Savageland paints a picture of a worst-case scenario where the survivor becomes the main suspect."
"When a horror movie finishes, the lone survivor stumbles into a new day — Savageland paints a picture of a worst-case scenario where the survivor becomes the main suspect."
'Savageland' Offers Real-World Horrors | Certified Forgotten
Sarah Miles explains how 'Savageland' uses the faux documentary subgenre to craft a perfect political horror story for modern America.
certifiedforgotten.com
October 23, 2023 at 8:22 PM
Today! @sarahjomiles.bsky.social explores the sublime subversions of 'Savageland.'
"When a horror movie finishes, the lone survivor stumbles into a new day — Savageland paints a picture of a worst-case scenario where the survivor becomes the main suspect."
"When a horror movie finishes, the lone survivor stumbles into a new day — Savageland paints a picture of a worst-case scenario where the survivor becomes the main suspect."
