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thatchickcanwrite.bsky.social
Zellfan
@thatchickcanwrite.bsky.social
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A goblin cracked out on Monster energy drinks, screaming incoherently into a mushroom void. Settle in, and let the entropy do its thing. (she/they)
I work as an author, editor, book reviewer, and livestreamer.
https://linktr.ee/author_alley_rose
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Hey Rosebuds, I'll be livestreaming #dontscream later tonight or tomorrow, so keep an eye out for the notification! More info to come as I know more myself.
Waiting for more info from the urgent care team before I know what the future truly holds 🤞
#videogames #🎮
A cute thembo sitting in an urgent care exam room wearing a mask and crossing their fingers
October 31, 2023 at 8:48 PM
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Murder mystery on TV and a new crochet project in my lap...almost enough to take my mind off the pain radiating from my right side 😅
September 24, 2023 at 4:36 PM
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Stream canceled on account of technical difficulties, so I'm getting cozy for a while before work with some horror game let's plays.
Cutie lounging on the couch with a fluffy pillow and a thick crocheted blanket. They are smiling and holding up two fingers in the peace sign.
September 21, 2023 at 7:00 PM
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September 9, 2023 at 5:50 AM
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August 31, 2023 at 9:25 PM
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Nearing the end of Year 3 in Stardew Valley and I finally managed to start arranging my farm for Perfection. But I also may have gone a little overboard in the planning stage 😅
Cue couldadepressedpersondothis.gif
Four (4) sheets of grid paper taped together to create a massive map on which several boxes are drawn to indicate the placement for farm buildings, crops, and natural landmarks for the game Stardew Valley.
August 23, 2023 at 6:24 PM
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How your email finds me
August 12, 2023 at 6:23 AM
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I know I said "stuffies, smut, snacks" earlier, but snuggles are pretty great, too.
A dog snuggles beside their person who is holding a kindle
August 12, 2023 at 6:18 AM
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Sometimes, I think people exaggerate how much spicy content I consume, but I'm literally sitting in my car eating chips and salsa while I listen to a smutty auduobook with what little time I have left before work 😅
#readerslife
An open bag of chips sits on the passenger side of a car. An open jar of salsa sits on the armrest with a chip in it. There is a bottle of soda in the cup holder.
July 31, 2023 at 6:40 PM
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JOIN THE LIVESTREAM TONIGHT AT 8PM PST!!!
twitch.tv/alleyroseplays
And donate to the cause!
gofundme.com/f/TheRedPenOfFate
July 28, 2023 at 4:46 PM
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Hey-o! 📢📚
If you enjoy queer and cozy romantic comedies with a side of grief and healing, check out The Red Pen of Fate! It's available in ebook and paperback formats from several retailers ❤️
books2read.com/TheRedPenOfFate
A promotional flyer for an indie book, The Red Pen of Fate, touting a grumpy × sunshine pairing, a plus sized MC, ADHD and autism representation, a magic cat, a cute but depressed ghost, and an all queer cast.
July 27, 2023 at 6:30 AM
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This was a cute rom-com, and I loved that it featured a Black asexual main character! My full review should be up soon, but I felt the ending was perfect!
#booksky
Cover of The Romantic Agenda by Claire Kann
July 27, 2023 at 6:23 AM
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Follow me; I look like this:
A fluffy cat clown wearing spectacles.
July 27, 2023 at 6:15 AM
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Reskeet with a picture of yourself right now.
A small blond dog licks the ear of a person wearing glasses. They have an expression that is equal parts confusion and amusement.
July 27, 2023 at 6:11 AM
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This is where I post from ;)
A picture of The Witches Castle in Portland, OR; a two story stone bathroom built in 1935 that has since fallen to disrepair. The smooth, grey stone is covered in moss and multicolored graffiti.
July 27, 2023 at 6:09 AM
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Starting a bullet journal of spells over here
#witchesofbluesky
Close up of a fluffy white cat wearing tinted heart-shaped glasses. There is a yellow crescent moon on the cat's forehead. Beneath the picture is the caption: *puts moonwater in bong* Me: Witchcraft"
July 25, 2023 at 7:08 PM
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When you realize that the disability your non-binary asexual MC has is represented by a purple butterfly, it's time to update the moodboard
#author #📚👀
A 3x3 collage featuring pictures of purple kush cannabis plant, the asexual flag set against a golden sunset, a black cat in a field of purple flowers, a non-binary person with purple hair, an undercut, and sunglasses, a chocolate cupcake with purple frosting, a disabled parking spot sign, a purple butterfly, the Portland, OR skyline at twilight, and a soccer ball surrounded by purple and blue smoke
July 7, 2023 at 3:32 AM
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Why are men?!
July 7, 2023 at 3:20 AM
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It reminds me of the Lil Jon song everything I read it, and I end up feeling like this meme 🤣
An old woman adjusts her glasses to look at a computer screen in confusion. The text on the image reads: Ah skeet skeet mother fuckaaa
July 3, 2023 at 5:46 PM
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Reskeet with a banger picture of yourself

Oldie, but one of my all-time faves
Alley with short hair, wearing pink, purple, and blue eye shadow, sparkling grease strips under their eyes (reminiscent of an athlete) and dark red lip stick. They are looking into the camera while kissing a large pink and blue lollipop. It is from Pride Month 2021
July 3, 2023 at 3:41 AM
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Me on Twitter vs. Me on Bluesky

The fucks have left the building, folkx
July 2, 2023 at 6:14 AM
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Respect with a pic where you look vaguely menacing
July 2, 2023 at 6:04 AM
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Sharing this here because I don't have many people following this account, which means I get to have the satisfaction of sharing while still keeping it on the DL.
Anyway, this is the potential cover for a project I'm chipping away at.
ebook cover featuring a broken baby doll on a shabby wooden surface with a black background. There is an overlay that makes the imagery look like it is a paused image from an old VHS tape. The title reads My Body of Horror.
July 1, 2023 at 12:07 AM