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Zellfan
@thatchickcanwrite.bsky.social
A goblin cracked out on Monster energy drinks, screaming incoherently into a mushroom void. Settle in, and let the entropy do its thing. (she/they)
I work as an author, editor, book reviewer, and livestreamer.
https://linktr.ee/author_alley_rose
Constantly trapped between not wanting to make anyone worry about me and desperately needing someone to ask if I'm okay
July 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Reposted by Zellfan
Just to be clear, if you support this shit, you are showing hatred and contempt for artists, including the ones in your life
July 13, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Kinda bored with contemporary romances where one MC breaks up with someone before getting with the other MC, and the ex is like the most evil person ever 🙄
A Disney villain level ex doesn't exactly cause tension over who the MC will choose, especially when they're already broken up by chapter 5...
July 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Me: [telling my husband about how I've been experiencing symptoms of my disability all dau]

Him: Do you think it's a flare up?

Me: [completely genuine] Nah, it's probably unrelated

Him: 🤦‍♂️
July 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Not to sound melodramatic, but hope is painful AF.
Like...I just wanna give up on writing, but I'm apparently physically incapable.
I've spent 20 years cultivating a writing career that has gone NOWHERE, and I just want to stop imagining.
June 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
When someone asks me about summer not knowing I live in the PNW and summer is the only season anything is fucking dry
June 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Shout out to all the middle-aged white suburban moms who still rap along to Eminem in their cars after they drop their kids off at school
June 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The sera is not tonin tonight, y'all
June 18, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Being known as someone who is always reading, always has a book closeby, and is always coming up with stories, and yet no longer writing and being in a huge reading slump feels...weird.
June 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I have no idea how, but I managed to cut one of my toes in a really awkward place and later smash every toe on the opposite foot by dropping a broken cabinet door on it...
June 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
One of the interesting things about raising an autistic kid is when I have to explain how and why something is rude, and that just because he is not speaking or emoting as dramatically as someone on TV, does not mean he isn't being rude 😅
June 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I ended up deleting so many of my social media accounts in an effort not to support certain people, and thus took a hiatus from social media.
Now I'm here and I...don't remember how to use social media 😅
May 31, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Idk what I'm doing with my life besides work and chores
May 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The burnout from trying to be a "real writer" is real.
If anyone needs me, I'm gonna be posting short stories on spooky subteddits whenever it suits me (zero schedule planned).
May 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
THIS.
As a non-binary person who happens to have giant anime tiddies, I feel like my gender identity gets dismissed as "femme" more often than I'd like, even when I'm trying to dress androgynously or masc.
This, seriously
I wish more people (especially in the queer communities) would get this

There is not one twue way to be non-binary. Non-binary folks owe no-one a specific kind of presentation or identity
Non-binary can mean anything outside of binary gender norms

Y'all need to accept that
Non-binary includes people who are masc-presenting, folks. So don't be so fucking shocked when someone who could pass as a cis man turns up to your "women and non-binary" events.
Non-binary doesn't equal woman-lite.
May 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Oddly on-point after my last post 😅
Good morning✌️🍀
May 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
As a person with a chronic illness (fibromyalgia) and ADHD, I fluxuate wildly between feeling like I'm getting a lot done and feeling a hint of accomplishment, and feeling like I'm actually just a lazy, awful person and only being able to experience relief after completing a task...
May 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Botanical horror belongs to the gays.
May 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
On day 37 of my period.
Someone just end me 😅
May 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
As an outdoor educator, I've seen a lot of odd weather, but today is the first time I've seen hail without rain...
February 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Fighting tooth and nail to get even 600 words out for a horror short story I want to write, but I somehow manage to kick out almost 1,000 words on a video essay script 🙄
February 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
opening up task manager to scare my pc into compliance
January 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I just overheard someone at the park say, "I don't think there is a political message to Dune," and I about had an aneurism.
January 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Reposted by Zellfan
Good morning, Bluesky.

Today's going to be rough for a lot of folx, myself included, so be kind to yourself and others. It's okay to ask for some support.

Sending love to everyone. 🫂
January 20, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I wish I could say that I was shocked or surprised that Elon Musk threw out fucking Nazi salutes during the inauguration today...but I'm not.
I am, of course, disgusted and enraged.
I can't fucking believe these disgusting bastards are in charge of the country.
This is truly the worst timeline.
January 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM