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Providing pure speculation about ancient ASoIaF history that will never be answered.
Hobbies include: Hanging out in the woods, being a witch.
💜ASoIaF, Star Wars, dragons, mythology, folklore, magic, etc.💜 Let's talk fantasy!
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The vibes I bring to the party
Young woman standing up in a high school classroom yelling "We should totally just stab Caesar!" with a pinched up, angry face
November 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
thatbrando.bsky.social
Florence strikes again 🙌
Lyrics to "One of the Greats" by Florence and the Machine: You'll bury me again, you'll say it's all pretend That I could never be great being held up against such male tastes Because who really gets to be one of the greats, one of the greats? But I've really done it this time (Ah-ah), this one is all mine I'll be up there with the man and the ten other women (Ah-ah) And the hundred greatest records of all time (Ah-ah) It must be nice to be a man and make boring music just because you can (Ah-ah) Now don't get me wrong, I'm a fan (Ah-ah) You're my second favourite front-man (Ah-ah) And you could have me if you weren't so afraid of me It's funny how men don't find power very sexy So this one's for the ladies Do I drive you crazy? Did I get it right?
September 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
thatbrando.bsky.social
I know one solution we could try...
Three office workers in a field standing around a printer labeled 'AI Data Center' A man in a purple shirt and brown pants is bringing his leg down on the printer to smash it while one man with a white shirt and black pants is standing behind the printer with a baseball bat and the other man in a striped shirt and brown pants is walking towards the printer.
July 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
thatbrando.bsky.social
What? Capitalism breeds innovation though, am I right? 🙃
TikTok message that was blocked for community violation Message reads "Maybe now people will begin to understand why so many fantasy authors make the heroes children."
July 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
thatbrando.bsky.social
Hell yeah! This takes me back. I also really want Taco Bell now.
Colorful geometric patterns in a 90s Taco Bell interior
June 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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What? 🙃
TikTok report stating why my comment was removed from a post.
May 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
thatbrando.bsky.social
She's just a baby!
White and gray cat stretched out sleeping with front paws crossed on a bed with unicorn rainbow bedsheets and a green comforter behind the cat
May 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz:
Black and white cartoon of a man standing outside a window looking in while wearing a shirt that says "sickos" and a speech bubble to the top left that reads "YES...HA HA....YES"
April 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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I reported someone on TikTok for a comment talking about wiping out the rest of the population of Gaza and repeating a confirmed lie and got this first response.

They just took down one of my comments for violations immediately because of one curse word.

What an absolute joke.
TikTok report results TikTok comment removal for violating community guidelines
April 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
thatbrando.bsky.social
I'm so tired of being ruled by petty, idiotic men.
Reuters News alert Headline reads "White House would consider cutting China tariffs as part of talks, source says" Picture: man in a factory wearing a face mask holding a plastic tube
April 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Going to tell my kids this was Teddy Roosevelt
Orange furry cartoon with a big bushy yellow mustache and big bushy yellow eyebrows (The Lorax) crossing his arms while standing on a tree that has been cut down.
April 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Omg this exchange.
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. 😭😆
TikTok comment section First comment: "Did they give next steps? I am willing to try, but don't want to waste time on pointless goals." Response from creator: "Did the Declaration of Independence give next steps? (Laughing emoji with sweat drop)"
April 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Palpatine says there are methods for extending his emergency powers.
Today.com News alert Picture of Trump with the headline "Trump says 'there are methods' for serving 3rd presidential term
March 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Your honor, I love her!
Red plate with corned beef and cabbage, potatoes, carrots and a crescent roll
March 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Happy corned beef and cabbage to all who celebrate!!
Uncooked corned beef, Guinness and seasoning in a black crockpot.
March 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
thatbrando.bsky.social
My kid is getting really good at making up Lego designs.
Young kid in a grey sweater and black pants with a smiley face emoji for a face holding a gun made of Legos
March 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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"The fire is mine. I am Daenerys Stormborn, daughter of dragons, bride of dragons, mother of dragons, don't you see? Don't you SEE?"
Listen to @girlsgonecanon.bsky.social cover Dany! Finally!! 🐉🔥🩸
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Screenshot of Patreon app Girls Gone Canon ASOIAF Episode 242 - AGOT Daenerys I
March 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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And so it begins
Google News alert Reuters Trump tells cabinet secretaries they, not Musk, are in charge of staff cuts
March 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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All I can see
Man in suit and tie with a giant head with the Air Heads logo above him and the "play more play delicious" catch phrase underneath.
March 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Sounds about white
Cartoon man wearing a fez (Peter Griffin from Family Guy) in a car with a hand holding a color palette from white to black with the word "genocide" next to the lighter colors and the words "They brought this on themselves" next to the darker colors.
March 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Like c'mon
Lyrics to Walkin' on the Sun by Smashmouth "Twenty-five years ago, they spoke out and they broke out Of recession and oppression and together they toked And they folked out with guitars around a bonfire Just singin' and clappin', man what the hell happened? Then some were spellbound, some were hellbound Some, they fell down and some got back up And fought back against the"
February 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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This is not at all directed at you, this is just what immediately popped into my head when I read this.
My brain is filled with memes! 😅
A woman with short blonde hair looking upset with the words "There's not going to be any retirement you stupid slut" at the bottom.
February 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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This made me want to die a little...
Screenshot of Screen Rant article with a picture of Brad Pitt holding a shield behind him and a sword in front of him from Troy that reads "Christopher Nolan is finally making the sequel to the $497 million-grossing historical epi..."
February 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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You guys are so full of shit.
Tim Cook, CEO of Apple, standing behind Donald Trump during his inauguration. A group of men in blue suits standing in front of the American flag.
February 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Who would have thought this would be the mark of the beast?
Dog looking suspiciously at a finger (doge meme)
February 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM