That Agnes
thatagnes.bsky.social
That Agnes
@thatagnes.bsky.social
Freelance designer of books, fabric & bags. I talk about TV, old films, camp culture, tea, and making stuff. She/her.
Very pissed off to see dog-whistley TERFy propaganda littering our idyllic lido.

If you're leaving your rubbish, know that I'll make it my personal mission to remove every bit I find.

People want to swim in peace, to forget about all the shit outside the gates. Take your bitterness somewhere else.
August 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Get some 'me time', they said.Watch Dark Shadows in the bath, they said. It's be relaxing, they said.
August 14, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I have probably seen Reservoir Dogs more than any other film, but never quite like this. (It was Zapruder's first birthday yesterday, so she thinks she's ready for grown up films now)
August 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Was just telling my 4-year old the plot of Amadeus and his only question at the end of it was 'Are there any werewolves?', which I think we can all agree is a sensible line of enquiry
July 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
A page on FB dedicated to remembering life in good Old Britain is currently celebrating...

The Moorgate tube disaster.
July 21, 2025 at 10:17 AM
You've inherited a movie theatre. What's your first double feature?
July 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Well, this is depressing.
July 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
This season's heatwave essential: an absolutely massive, ridiculously colourful tote bag. Pack your picnics, blankets, books and towels and look incredible while you do so. It even has a pocket!

www.thatagnes.co.uk/shop/floral
June 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Ended up watching The Prodigy because I couldn't be fucked finding the TV switch, and I've actually enjoyed their set very much (while doing my needlepoint cat tapestry, because I'm well rock and roll)
June 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My Golden Girls illustrated fabric is now available as... stickers! Personalise your stuff with Bea Arthur's face, and instantly become the coolest person in town.
June 24, 2025 at 10:48 AM
This is Abraham Zapruder. She doesn't have an intelligent bone in her body, but has worked out how to get past the child locks on the windows. Which is the perfect scenario on a day like today.
June 19, 2025 at 10:24 AM
LADS I'VE GOT ZOE SLATER'S SCARF!!!!!
June 17, 2025 at 9:42 AM
An absolute bonanza of broads are going out in today's post - cushion covers and stickers and notebooks; my girls are heading everywhere from Washington to Glasgow!

There's all this nonsense and more available here: www.thatagnes.co.uk
June 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I did it! After weeks of promises I've finally listed my super-giant, ridiculously-huge Murder She Wrote totes. I love them, and hope you do too.

Cos of the amount of fabric used and the time taken, each one is made to order.

Get yours here:

www.thatagnes.co.uk/shop/p/murde...
June 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Today marks 8 years since I laughed so hard at these two on It'll Be Alright on the Night that I genuinely went into labour
June 8, 2025 at 1:49 PM
That time I got ready to leave the house and realised I perfectly matched my Pat Butcher tote bag. I've got a couple all made and ready to pop in the post, so grab yours from my website (green togs optional) www.thatagnes.co.uk

#eastenders
June 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Today I put down my phone and we escaped the discourse by going on a day trip...
June 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
All set up in Wimbledon Quarter. Now I just need to try and sell something. Eek?
May 25, 2025 at 11:22 AM
My plans for the evening, you ask? Oh, the usual - just going to spend the rest of the night crying about how much I love Liza Minnelli.
May 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Getting ready for the market in Wimbledon Quarter all day tomorrow. I'll be flogging my ridiculous yet *subtle* bags and cushions and stickers and books. Come say hello! (I'm mildly terrified)
May 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Hello everyone! I'm doing my first market in about 10 years this Sunday in Wimbledon. I'm slightly terrified. Been sewing like a demon this week. But if you're nearby, please pop by to say hello!
May 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Yeah, I can't really argue with this one.
May 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Because who amongst us hasn't fallen asleep mid-wrestle-to-the-death?
May 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
We've whipped out the Moomin sweets for our fave #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
He's no Monica Liu #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM