tharmonyd
@tharmonyd.bsky.social
When you've fallen on the highway
And you're lying in the rain
And they ask you how you're doing
Of course you'll say you can't complain
And you're lying in the rain
And they ask you how you're doing
Of course you'll say you can't complain
🎶the only thing that works for me🎶
December 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
🎶the only thing that works for me🎶
The only good reason to use that phrase is in reference to Metallica deep cuts.
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The only good reason to use that phrase is in reference to Metallica deep cuts.
🎶A mass of promises begin to rupture
Like the pockets of the new world kings
Like swollen stomachs in Appalachia
Like the priest that fucked you as he whispered holy things🎶
Like the pockets of the new world kings
Like swollen stomachs in Appalachia
Like the priest that fucked you as he whispered holy things🎶
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
🎶A mass of promises begin to rupture
Like the pockets of the new world kings
Like swollen stomachs in Appalachia
Like the priest that fucked you as he whispered holy things🎶
Like the pockets of the new world kings
Like swollen stomachs in Appalachia
Like the priest that fucked you as he whispered holy things🎶
That feeling you’re being monitored.
October 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
That feeling you’re being monitored.
@fcnl.bsky.social Oh, Friends. Who among us hasn’t followed a parody account in error? It’s okay. Everyone makes mistakes. Just FYI — I wouldn’t try to lobby this dude with a ten foot pole.
October 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
@fcnl.bsky.social Oh, Friends. Who among us hasn’t followed a parody account in error? It’s okay. Everyone makes mistakes. Just FYI — I wouldn’t try to lobby this dude with a ten foot pole.
Well, fuck. The thing I tweeted when he was elected and retweeted when he was re-elected is the last line in Heart of Darkness and Apocalypse Now.
September 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Well, fuck. The thing I tweeted when he was elected and retweeted when he was re-elected is the last line in Heart of Darkness and Apocalypse Now.
Just thinking about Philip K. Dick and stuff.
September 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Just thinking about Philip K. Dick and stuff.
Phish me, get served.
![[fade in: iMessage]
Rando: Would you like to go to a barbecue with me tomorrow?
Me: I’m always down for legit bbq but if you’re just grilling and calling it barbecue — we can’t be friends.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fvt6a6tvtyunycxso43tv3mb/bafkreicj2yup5i6a2d2e2slukqb4a7xml3cvxa3q3hsyvvhz5d54eewvym@jpeg)
August 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Phish me, get served.
Make candy subversive. Keep a pocket full of tasty antifa symbolism. Offering people treats is propaganda now.
June 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Make candy subversive. Keep a pocket full of tasty antifa symbolism. Offering people treats is propaganda now.
POPE, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz.
May 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
POPE, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz.
Does this mean he went to the bad place?
April 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Does this mean he went to the bad place?
Well he sounds like a great nominee — for me to poop on.
![Triumph the insult comic dog, whose catch phrase is "[something is good] for me to poop on."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fvt6a6tvtyunycxso43tv3mb/bafkreias3raorzcvobbg6nvii56ezysn3zmel37sr7pgo6ssoto25slvim@jpeg)
March 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Well he sounds like a great nominee — for me to poop on.
Eggs for $2.99! Quail eggs. But still. How cute would they be poached on a cracker?
March 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Eggs for $2.99! Quail eggs. But still. How cute would they be poached on a cracker?
“Wow. That’s beautiful. Everything’s computer. “
March 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
“Wow. That’s beautiful. Everything’s computer. “
BuhO MG. Owl just leave this here.
January 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
BuhO MG. Owl just leave this here.
I take my coffee like I take my men — damn fine.
January 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I take my coffee like I take my men — damn fine.
Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
November 30, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
