Me: how fuckass could I possibly make my scooter in Pirate Yakuza?

*me enjoying some garlic aioli sauce*

me: wow, this is good! idk what aioli is, though

*looks it up to see it described as a creamy garlic sauce*

me: ok but why do they call it garlic aioli then

also me: to sell it to idiots like you who don't know what aioli is

i literally couldn't help myself when i saw that shape (excuse the lazy editing)

It's a new day, have a picture of Sammi taking a siesta in his catio.

This is Sammi! Perfect edge-of-chair loaf form, 10/10