ISO - a sugar daddy / sugar mama to release me from the golden handcuffs of Corporate America™

I am so serious …. this 9-5, corporate baddie, life is not for me. I’m so tired of this. I’m so tired of needing to have a job. Hmu if any sugar daddies or sugar mamas need a sugar baby. I’m trying to be kept!

your outie is skilled at kissing and lovemaking…

Beyoncé just announced her Cowboy Carter tour. As a result, I am announcing my imminent bankruptcy…

Watching my coworkers at an investment banking firm rally against that man and his policies. 🙌🏼 we’re going to be okay

my partners snoring is a lullaby

I already miss all of my favorite TikTok’s

Just so you all know … I become a Stan account for The Traitors tomorrow

I really need capitalism to fall. Like…why am I babysitting this desk right now?

I’m obsessed with this shirt. I’m going to overwear this shirt so much in 2025.

Starting all over I guess…