Mat
@texasau.bsky.social
I talk about the JackJumpers, Utah Jazz, Essendon FC(W), sneakers, sports, web tech and BS. Proudly involved with the Eltham Wildcats! Him/he. @Texas_AU on the hellsite. Naarm via lutruwita
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Commiserations to all of the patriotic columnists at The Australian who won't be able to write about how Australia lost because of Pat Cummins woke
December 30, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Commiserations to all of the patriotic columnists at The Australian who won't be able to write about how Australia lost because of Pat Cummins woke
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Who would have guessed the Pharmacy Guild was lying?? You could knock me over with a feather! #auspol #shysters
www.theage.com.au/politics/fed...
www.theage.com.au/politics/fed...
Powerful lobby group claimed 665 pharmacies would close
The Pharmacy Guild claimed 60-day scripts would force pharmacies to shut and cause 20,000 job losses. Here’s what happened.
www.theage.com.au
December 29, 2024 at 9:59 AM
Who would have guessed the Pharmacy Guild was lying?? You could knock me over with a feather! #auspol #shysters
www.theage.com.au/politics/fed...
www.theage.com.au/politics/fed...
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Found an old fashioned head bonkin mallet for smashing over your head when you see a sexy dame with a set of smokin hot gams
December 26, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Found an old fashioned head bonkin mallet for smashing over your head when you see a sexy dame with a set of smokin hot gams
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Beyoncé halftime show vs Stephen A Smith-Kendrick Perkins halftime show
December 25, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Beyoncé halftime show vs Stephen A Smith-Kendrick Perkins halftime show
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My reaction whenever someone says to me Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie
December 24, 2024 at 12:21 PM
My reaction whenever someone says to me Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie
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I've never been so personally attacked by a meme
December 20, 2024 at 9:58 AM
I've never been so personally attacked by a meme
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I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance
November 17, 2024 at 5:41 PM
I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance
So weird to not have the Sunday Scaries and actually be enthused about Monday, even if Monday means starting the job hunt in earnest
November 17, 2024 at 9:48 AM
So weird to not have the Sunday Scaries and actually be enthused about Monday, even if Monday means starting the job hunt in earnest
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18M + 1.
💙, Mar🐫
💙, Mar🐫
November 17, 2024 at 2:58 AM
18M + 1.
💙, Mar🐫
💙, Mar🐫
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*pressure intensifies*
October 28, 2024 at 10:30 PM
*pressure intensifies*
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he forgot to luka round
What the hell was Luka doing on that defensive possession
November 15, 2024 at 4:21 AM
he forgot to luka round
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Thinking about AG Matt Gaetz and presidential advisor Elon Musk...your Twitter DMs are some of the least private messages that ever existed. They might as well be billboards.
November 14, 2024 at 11:03 AM
Thinking about AG Matt Gaetz and presidential advisor Elon Musk...your Twitter DMs are some of the least private messages that ever existed. They might as well be billboards.
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Hahahahahaha
Ohhhh my god
Hahahahahaha
LMAO
hahahahaha wow
Ohhhh my god
Hahahahahaha
LMAO
hahahahaha wow
November 14, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Hahahahahaha
Ohhhh my god
Hahahahahaha
LMAO
hahahahaha wow
Ohhhh my god
Hahahahahaha
LMAO
hahahahaha wow
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are those my only two choices?
November 13, 2024 at 2:10 AM
are those my only two choices?
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Can't stop laughing at the camera cut to Jalen Rose after Spo called a timeout he didn't have
November 13, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Can't stop laughing at the camera cut to Jalen Rose after Spo called a timeout he didn't have
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Looking at the replies on an app and not seeing porn bots or people calling me DEI
a man is standing in front of a crowd of people and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a crowd of people and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Looking at the replies on an app and not seeing porn bots or people calling me DEI
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America this is the average Australian’s opinion:
November 12, 2024 at 5:55 AM
America this is the average Australian’s opinion:
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 12, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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"Women! Unsatisfied with life as a housewife? Start drinking!"
October 7, 2023 at 8:10 AM
"Women! Unsatisfied with life as a housewife? Start drinking!"
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sure copywrite law is archaic and bad, but consider....
October 6, 2023 at 6:42 PM
sure copywrite law is archaic and bad, but consider....