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30 | ABDL with a spankable butt :) NSFW 18+ please!
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Curating a starter pack of fun spanko accounts 🍑

There aren’t enough of us yet! LMK if you want added :D

go.bsky.app/PHp6zNZ
I bought the cutest pyjamas in Vegas! 🥰
October 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
How much would it cost to get these dinosaurs shipped from New Jersey?
October 1, 2025 at 8:53 AM
People are so mean to little boys.

Meanie marks, implement balancing and delightful photos by @lady-jose.bsky.social!
September 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I got to help @missiceni.bsky.social test our friend’s new spanking bench this weekend 😇
September 17, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Baby bedtime things 🙈
September 13, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Sure diapies are expensive, but today I saw “body powder” which is just baby powder but sold to grown ups for much more lol
July 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The most adorable BABY
It's a certain someone's birthday today. ✨

Can you guess who!?
May 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I thought I was being very grown up today getting Coke Zero because I didn’t want alcohol and didn’t really want sugar. But then I noticed they sell cute tubs of sweets and the not wanting sugar went out the window 😅
May 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Don’t tell the grown ups I said this, but a chastity cage covered in baby powder is peak adorableness
May 5, 2025 at 6:05 AM
It turns out dinosaur smarties literally just means a pack of only green and brown smarties. Not sure what I expected but I’m very disappointed.
April 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It should be against the rules to make a Smarties Dinosaur Easter egg when littles exist
April 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I did a body scan thingy at the gym and it says my metabolic age is 20 which I’m very pleased with!

I wonder how low it goes, and whether I can get it down to the age I act 😝
April 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
What do spankers and personal trainers have in common?

They can’t count! 😅
April 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I was the only one in the pool this morning, and there were 3 staff people flitting about. Eventually they set up for a family swim thing in one of the lanes and some parents/kids showed up, but until then I felt very... supervised.
March 31, 2025 at 9:58 AM
The main way I’ve grown up since university is that I don’t like to eat an entire tub of ice cream at once any more

Still gotta fill the freezer with ice cream and ice lollies the first sunny weekend of the year though!
March 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I’m a sucker for clever technical stuff, and OMG Adolescence is insane

It’s already *really* good as a TV show, with incredible acting and writing

But also every episode is a ~50 minute one take. Insane
March 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Just because you asked so nicely @dani021281.bsky.social… it turns out detention involves meanie spankings which just seems very unfair really…

Red bottom and photos by @missiceni.bsky.social
Poor editing out of unrelated annoying bruises by me 🙃
March 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Thanks Etsy! 🙈
March 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
That is indeed a vibe!
My vibe is:

The normally very good boy who misbehaves in minor/harmless ways at school because he found out that the punishment is being diapered and sent to the preschool room

(And he wants that very very very badly 👉👈)

Heck the system ! Fight the power ! (But only just enough to get punished )
March 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I got a detention slip from @missiceni.bsky.social! 🤭🙈
March 27, 2025 at 7:48 AM
It’s silly when Face ID won’t work just because of my paci 🙄
March 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I had so much fun at the APL headspace event yesterday! Sometimes you just gotta hang out with the loveliest people and be silly!
March 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Two successes today

Got spanked lots!

Found somewhere near me that does a salmon teriyaki as good as the place I used to live near!
March 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
It turns out you can really love going to the gym! The trick is to go on a rest day, ignore all the gym things, and spend most of your time in the spa pools bit. And the sauna. Follow me for more excellent fitness advice!
March 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Is it your lucky week? 🍀 Repost for a chance to win the newest paddle in the Little Red Spanking family - the Stevie Rose Hairbrush in heavy and exotic Tigerwood!

Winner will be announced Friday March 21. Don’t forget to follow us! #FreePaddleFriday

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March 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM