anna
@terrapinprincess.bsky.social
queen of the mean. getting fucking thatched.
brought an entire jar of pickles to work for lunch 🤷🏼♀️
December 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
brought an entire jar of pickles to work for lunch 🤷🏼♀️
they made a lemonade reference. I feel so seen.
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
they made a lemonade reference. I feel so seen.
and on Tuesday, she will refuse to get in the carrier to go to the vet. 🙄
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
and on Tuesday, she will refuse to get in the carrier to go to the vet. 🙄
I can’t believe I found all of these outside for free
(two of them have cost me thousands in medical bills)
(two of them have cost me thousands in medical bills)
December 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I can’t believe I found all of these outside for free
(two of them have cost me thousands in medical bills)
(two of them have cost me thousands in medical bills)
petco is having pictures with Santa tomorrow afternoon…the last time I took Luna to see Santa, she hissed at him.
I fear if I try to bring Shadow, she will be on the naughty list permanently 🫣
I fear if I try to bring Shadow, she will be on the naughty list permanently 🫣
December 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
petco is having pictures with Santa tomorrow afternoon…the last time I took Luna to see Santa, she hissed at him.
I fear if I try to bring Shadow, she will be on the naughty list permanently 🫣
I fear if I try to bring Shadow, she will be on the naughty list permanently 🫣
asked my brother if I could borrow some shampoo (he lives down the street from me) and this mf brought it to me in a plastic baggie…😂😂
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
asked my brother if I could borrow some shampoo (he lives down the street from me) and this mf brought it to me in a plastic baggie…😂😂
local girl still obsessed with pre-hiatus fall out boy…more at 11
December 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
local girl still obsessed with pre-hiatus fall out boy…more at 11
my man made me ribs and cheesy potatoes for dinner tonight
💍 💍 💍 I’ll wife that mf up 🥵
💍 💍 💍 I’ll wife that mf up 🥵
December 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
my man made me ribs and cheesy potatoes for dinner tonight
💍 💍 💍 I’ll wife that mf up 🥵
💍 💍 💍 I’ll wife that mf up 🥵
“it snows a little and everyone forgets how to drive!”
ok well my car is doing the fucking cha cha slide down the expressway so let’s calm down just a smidge.
ok well my car is doing the fucking cha cha slide down the expressway so let’s calm down just a smidge.
December 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
“it snows a little and everyone forgets how to drive!”
ok well my car is doing the fucking cha cha slide down the expressway so let’s calm down just a smidge.
ok well my car is doing the fucking cha cha slide down the expressway so let’s calm down just a smidge.
someone at work just told me to “be safe” as they were getting out of the elevator….as someone who has gotten stuck in this very elevator what do you know that I do not….
December 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
someone at work just told me to “be safe” as they were getting out of the elevator….as someone who has gotten stuck in this very elevator what do you know that I do not….
how the fuck are people out here driving with 8 inches of snow still on their back windshield?????
December 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
how the fuck are people out here driving with 8 inches of snow still on their back windshield?????
where the fuck did I put TWO Christmas trees last year??? why do I have two???
November 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
where the fuck did I put TWO Christmas trees last year??? why do I have two???
there is literally nothing stopping me from having 7 cats…literally nothing at all.
November 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
there is literally nothing stopping me from having 7 cats…literally nothing at all.
I told myself that if I didn’t clean my house and organize my closet, I wasn’t allowed to come to goosemas.
things were looking grim for awhile there considering I have been putting this off since halloween.
anyways, see you at goosemas. 🤪🤪
things were looking grim for awhile there considering I have been putting this off since halloween.
anyways, see you at goosemas. 🤪🤪
November 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I told myself that if I didn’t clean my house and organize my closet, I wasn’t allowed to come to goosemas.
things were looking grim for awhile there considering I have been putting this off since halloween.
anyways, see you at goosemas. 🤪🤪
things were looking grim for awhile there considering I have been putting this off since halloween.
anyways, see you at goosemas. 🤪🤪
something about lots of snow makes me want to watch harry potter
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
something about lots of snow makes me want to watch harry potter
my foster kittens are seeing snow for the first time and yes I am crying about it
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
my foster kittens are seeing snow for the first time and yes I am crying about it
just finished stranger things what the fuck
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
just finished stranger things what the fuck
help the marching band is playing a fall out boy song and I am not sure if this is real life
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
help the marching band is playing a fall out boy song and I am not sure if this is real life
did u guys know brownies were invented in chicago
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
did u guys know brownies were invented in chicago
thought too hard about stuffing so how I’m makin stuffing for lunch
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
thought too hard about stuffing so how I’m makin stuffing for lunch
selfie with my hospital’s president 💜
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
selfie with my hospital’s president 💜
almost forgot that this is the whole point
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
almost forgot that this is the whole point
in the funkest of funks. pls send memes.
November 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
in the funkest of funks. pls send memes.
i’m on some dumb shit
November 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
i’m on some dumb shit
lil something to take the edge off
November 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
lil something to take the edge off