Newsom would win the presidential election because my dad looked at a picture of him and said "eh he's good looking and seems like he knows what he's doing" which I shit you not is how most Americans make the decision to vote

"His core beliefs are diametrically opposed to mine."

"Ah, purity politics!"

I don't regret coming back to Bluesky. AI can't make shit this good.

That's not what I said, you bunglebus. I said he's insane. I'm not his mother. I am not Bluetooth connected to his ankle bracelet. I also do not know what his anus smells like, but I figured you might since you're already down there.

Except Steven King had relationships with Epstein and "Magic Molly" is some random person on the internet. Are you a bot? Or just really emotional and tone-deaf?

Bro wrote a child orgy scene and then said he did it because he was on coke. He's a creative genius, yeah. He's also insane and probably pretty f'd up. So it goes.

すごいな

おめでとう！

Zaza holding position of course 😤