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Teni
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My predictions for the #DeadMeatHorrorAwards
April 23, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Just got served an ad on Facebook while I was watching a video. Not all that uncommon, of course, but the ad was for a musical that I’M IN and definitely don’t need advertised to me 😅
April 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Most recent goalless quarters for WBD
2025 R03 - Q1 v CARL at Docklands
2024 R18 - Q1 v CARL at Docklands

#AFLBluesDogs #AFL
March 28, 2025 at 9:11 AM
When’s the Specsavers sponsorship coming, Doggies? #AFL
March 28, 2025 at 9:02 AM
(Mild Sunrise on the Reaping spoilers)

It’s rare that I cry over books - even though I’m an avid reader and get pulled into them deeply, for some reason they don’t tend to make me cry actual tears.

But the introduction of Lou Lou has just destroyed me. The bread… her confusion… I’m sobbing.
March 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Victorian team won tonight so I reckon we should give one of the Sydney teams a win on Sunday 😉 #AFL #AFLSwansHawks #AFLGiantsPies #AnotherYearOfNotGettingHashtagsCorrect
March 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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When men give one another actual support.
February 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I can’t believe I’ve been waiting all day to find out whether I made it into a local production of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and only just thought to post this gif AFTER I got the call to say I’m in!
a man wearing a top hat and a bow tie says the suspense is terrible
Alt: Willy Wonka, as played by Gene Wilder, says “the suspense is terrible”
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February 3, 2025 at 9:26 AM
My 5yo just informed me that when he's a grown-up, he's going to marry me. But he's going to be the "girl one" and I'm going to be the "boy one". I love that he loves me so much, but there's... a few things in the way of that happening...
January 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Maybe I need to change my #Goodreads goal for 2025…
January 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Greetings, new followers! Just a heads up, I am solidly:
Pro-LGBTQIA+
Anti-Fascist
Pro-POC equity
Anti-imperialst
Pro-Palestine
Anti-Terf
Feminist
Sex & Sex worker positive
AND ALSO a huge nerd that plays too much DND.
If you're still here? We're gunna have us some fun. 🧡
December 26, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
December 26, 2024 at 10:12 PM
She fell asleep this like 😂
December 24, 2024 at 10:06 AM
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he was tolstoy, she was a girl, can i make it Anna Karenina
December 4, 2024 at 10:23 AM
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I honestly - not even joking - will think less of you as a person if you do the Whamageddon thing. Have some respect for the voice of an angel, a true comrade, and a song whose proceeds all go to charity. It's a stone cold banger. Go get mad at Paul McCartney.
December 1, 2024 at 1:35 PM
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You get 20 extra characters on Bluesky which is great because it means, when you copy your old tweets into Bluesky you can always add “THUS SPOKE THE LICH!” to the end and it will still fit.
December 1, 2024 at 5:36 AM
I had a very realistic dream during a nap today in which I died - like, I fully believed for a few seconds before I woke up that I was in the final moments of life. It's somewhat comforting that my very last thought - in my dream at least - was just a simple "bye..."
November 29, 2024 at 8:50 AM
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Oh my goodness I only just discovered the options when you hold your finger on the hashtag 🤗
November 26, 2024 at 8:57 AM
Okay, fine, here I am, properly this time I hope.
November 17, 2024 at 8:51 AM