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Laura 🏆🏆🏆🏆
@tenebrous-aussie.bsky.social
Politically incorrect Aussie.
Adam Lambert stan.
Penrith Panthers 4 x champions.
Music, animals, sport & art.
Living with disabilities in regional Australia.
The Sleepy Painter AU - Etsy & Redbubble
IG - @tenebrous_aussie
X - @wantyrchokehold
Dad's here to help out with my animals and cooking etc., post surgery. 3 days after my surgery I'm taking his stitches out for him 😂😂
September 30, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Had my 2nd operation in 2 months yesterday. Need some suggestions on things to watch while recovering. I have access to Amazon Prime, Foxtel, Paramount + and Australian free to air streaming services.
September 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Oh, I win today.
Scammer called trying to claim they were from tech support. I upset him so much he called me a bitch and hung up.
I love it when I can waste their time and make their day just that little bit worse.
Just doing my bit for society 🤣
September 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
1/2
ADHD me is on fire. Rather than do my studies I'm behind in, I decided to start a task I have put off for years... the container cupboard. Top shelf emptied and new glass & steel containers stacked nicely. Bottom shelf emptied and found helps of vacuum sealing stuff.
September 14, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Hospital called with my surgery time. 8.15am..... 8.15am!!!! I live 100km from the hospital. May not need sedation, I'll be sleeping anyway.
I don't like this game. Not one bit
August 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
If it wasn't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.
Magic sky fairy, universe, galaxy, what/whoever I need to ask, please stop fucking with me for a while. If that is too much to ask, can you at least let me get through surgery next week without any fuckery?
Sincerely one exhausted and fed up bitch.
August 6, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Fantastic. They finally come take the solar off the roof so the roof can be replaced in 2 weeks time under insurance and they've fucked up my power. Everything on the UPS isn't working now the battery has drained. I have mains power to other circuits. Has to happen on a Friday fucking night.
July 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
When you're exhausted, waiting on surgery, and back at work full time, the last thing you need is a horse out. 2 weeks after he got out, I finally walked half the fence line yesterday, patched a few holes and put him back out.
This morning 2 were out. 6 more holes patched. Did not need this 😮‍💨
July 20, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Little doe up near the house.
This is the second deer I've seen in the last few months. The first was a big buck that was on a mission running through my paddock.
This little girl just walked up near the backyard, had a munch, then made her way towards the paddock, jumping the fence like it was tiny
July 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Well the new Pepsi recipe is horrible. I will be taking back all unopened Pepsi purchased since the change and hopefully get a refund.
As a massive Pepsi drinker with a lot of food aversions, I have no idea what I'm going to do now. Damn you Pepsi. You were the one constant in my life!
July 3, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Reposted by Laura 🏆🏆🏆🏆
Dachau in July 1933... reported in the New York Times

timesmachine.nytimes.com/timesmachine...
July 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Replaced the plug today and did a mighty fine job of it, if I do say so. New plug is elevated above Rip height.
Saved myself almost $200 by doing a little electrical work myself. Bought a few extras just in case the little shit does it again.
July 2, 2025 at 9:58 AM
.Just went to get something out of the freezer for dinner and everything is defrosted. Rip has chewed through the power cord.
I have cut the power cord off a disused appliance and made a dodgy join until I can get a new plug. I hope it gave him a little zap so he doesn't do it again 🤬 - 4th time
June 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Won't work with no signal, but will for low battery. Don't forget to call emergency services after changing. If the call drops out, they will call back and get the voicemail message.
Text message would also work, and may be less battery draining.
June 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Winning...so far. Had a shower and washed my hair and the dogs haven't set fire to the house...yet.
Let's see if I can get my hair dried without a repeat of last Sunday evening.
Will be leaving the bathroom door open so I can detect smoke before it gets too bad, but there better not be a repeat!
June 22, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Giving myself the night off from TAFE to watch Origin.
102 coding slides into a 212 slide presentation with no explanations, I think I deserve the break.
June 18, 2025 at 8:44 AM
1/3 Getting ready for going back to work tomorrow, I was blow drying my hair in the bathroom and could smell something toxic. Turned off the hair dryer and it wasn't it. Opened the bathroom door to smoke spreading through the house. Fireplace was fine, ran to the kitchen and thick smoke choked me.
June 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Gave up trying to follow my TAFE learning materials on how to code. Found a website not long ago that is far more useful and have just passed my first section and coded multiple lines.
TAFE material made no sense, this website is easy to understand and free!
June 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
So I finished the first 2 clusters of units for TAFE today (6 units in total), 5 marks still pending.
Teacher tells me it'll be less intensive now, but she can't help as she doesn't know the subjects.
Start new unit - code an app. Oook, never coded in my life, but don't let that stop me 😵‍💫
a man with a beard is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin and saying `` yeah , ok ... '' .
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin and saying `` yeah , ok ... '' .
media.tenor.com
June 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I'm glad the rogue zebra was finally caught and is safe. But surely, incidents like this further support the calls for exotic animals to be outlawed in the US. Why they are allowed at all is perplexing. No one "needs" a zebra. The animal cruelty in the US knows no bounds.
June 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
You know there's snow nearby when you have the fire going and the reverse cycle air con on and it's still only 14 degrees inside.
I wonder if I'll get snow this year 🤔 Been here about 15 years, had snow 3 times that I know of.
June 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Just remembered I had a flu shot today... when I raised my arm and it hurt 🤣
I don't know why the Dr is always careful, needles don't bother me at all, but he's always checking I'm OK. I'm not my mother 🤣
June 5, 2025 at 8:44 AM
It finally happened today!!!
I was driving at the speed limit and an idiot crossed double whites to speed past me. Next thing my mirrors are lit up, the cops were behind me. I moved over so they could pass and they pulled the idiot over. It was a p-plater too.
This never happens, made my day.
a police car with a license plate that says nl-jdz
Alt: a police car with a license plate that says nl-jdz
media.tenor.com
June 3, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Reposted by Laura 🏆🏆🏆🏆
Thou shalt not tie up children in zip ties and then deport them, for that maketh thou a MONSTER.

A MONSTER!

THE PEOPLE DOING ZIPTYING CHILDREN ARE MONSTERS!
May 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM