The Medusa of Monterey. The Temptress of Waikiki.
@temptress26.bsky.social
When they gut FASFA yall better share my gfm so I can finish my damn degree✨ When they go low…I go to the depths of hell✨
April 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I love Old Navy Super Cash weeks
March 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I love Old Navy Super Cash weeks
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
February 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Space Kendall Roy( I said what I said) is back!! Number one boy!
February 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Space Kendall Roy( I said what I said) is back!! Number one boy!
February 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
February 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Where I Thrive!
February 7, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Where I Thrive!
Bf found it on fb marketplace and braved a questionable carpark for it and🥰🥰🥰🥰
January 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Bf found it on fb marketplace and braved a questionable carpark for it and🥰🥰🥰🥰
I’ve taking on the stair-master at the gym in preparation of the subways in Japan (DC metro has little to no stairs mainly escalators ) and decided it needed it’s own playlist
January 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I’ve taking on the stair-master at the gym in preparation of the subways in Japan (DC metro has little to no stairs mainly escalators ) and decided it needed it’s own playlist
*aggressively clearing throat*
Happy New Year
Happy New Year
January 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
*aggressively clearing throat*
Happy New Year
Happy New Year
💖💖💖💖💖💖
October 14, 2023 at 11:56 AM
💖💖💖💖💖💖
Still thinking about that dragging whew LAWD could not be meeeeeeeeee
September 22, 2023 at 12:56 AM
Still thinking about that dragging whew LAWD could not be meeeeeeeeee
Let me tell you something
Being mad someone was able turn something they are passionate about into a check is big hater ass energy.
Doing something you love AND you’re getting paid for it?
It’s the motherfucking dream!
Being mad someone was able turn something they are passionate about into a check is big hater ass energy.
Doing something you love AND you’re getting paid for it?
It’s the motherfucking dream!
September 19, 2023 at 2:16 PM
Let me tell you something
Being mad someone was able turn something they are passionate about into a check is big hater ass energy.
Doing something you love AND you’re getting paid for it?
It’s the motherfucking dream!
Being mad someone was able turn something they are passionate about into a check is big hater ass energy.
Doing something you love AND you’re getting paid for it?
It’s the motherfucking dream!
Wow
August 20, 2023 at 10:41 PM
Wow
My bestie:”Fruit is giving fun Sunday brunch!”
Me: I was thinking more on the lines of “letting him know there’s another option of something he can eat”
My bestie: *deep sigh*
Me: I was thinking more on the lines of “letting him know there’s another option of something he can eat”
My bestie: *deep sigh*
August 20, 2023 at 4:20 PM
My bestie:”Fruit is giving fun Sunday brunch!”
Me: I was thinking more on the lines of “letting him know there’s another option of something he can eat”
My bestie: *deep sigh*
Me: I was thinking more on the lines of “letting him know there’s another option of something he can eat”
My bestie: *deep sigh*
Spain has won the women’s World Cup!”
No one:
Not a fucking soul:
Me: Catherine of Aragon got her lick back!
No one:
Not a fucking soul:
Me: Catherine of Aragon got her lick back!
August 20, 2023 at 1:03 PM
Spain has won the women’s World Cup!”
No one:
Not a fucking soul:
Me: Catherine of Aragon got her lick back!
No one:
Not a fucking soul:
Me: Catherine of Aragon got her lick back!
What in the everloving fuck is in the air today????
August 18, 2023 at 6:31 PM
What in the everloving fuck is in the air today????
Making out sesh while Heart blares in the background
Wow but what a rom-com moment
Wow but what a rom-com moment
August 16, 2023 at 2:21 AM
Making out sesh while Heart blares in the background
Wow but what a rom-com moment
Wow but what a rom-com moment
Wanting to see me twice in a week?
Hmmm
Hmmm
August 15, 2023 at 7:57 PM
Wanting to see me twice in a week?
Hmmm
Hmmm
Me realizing last night that I’ve have forgotten how to flirt but on the bright side I think he has too🤣
August 13, 2023 at 3:22 PM
Me realizing last night that I’ve have forgotten how to flirt but on the bright side I think he has too🤣
Date #2 next weekend
August 11, 2023 at 11:47 PM
Date #2 next weekend
Who me? 🤣🤣💖💖💖💖
August 9, 2023 at 10:23 PM
Who me? 🤣🤣💖💖💖💖
Anxiety over meeting a man?
City Girls would be so disappointed in me
City Girls would be so disappointed in me
August 9, 2023 at 3:09 PM
Anxiety over meeting a man?
City Girls would be so disappointed in me
City Girls would be so disappointed in me
So I have been dealing with a diqué deficiency since Sep ‘19
Since watching Barbieheimer and seeing Josh Harnett in IMAX and Ryan Gosling doing pull ups….simply my cave of wonders is demanding a offering.
But there are no viable offerings😭😭😭
Since watching Barbieheimer and seeing Josh Harnett in IMAX and Ryan Gosling doing pull ups….simply my cave of wonders is demanding a offering.
But there are no viable offerings😭😭😭
July 31, 2023 at 6:53 PM
So I have been dealing with a diqué deficiency since Sep ‘19
Since watching Barbieheimer and seeing Josh Harnett in IMAX and Ryan Gosling doing pull ups….simply my cave of wonders is demanding a offering.
But there are no viable offerings😭😭😭
Since watching Barbieheimer and seeing Josh Harnett in IMAX and Ryan Gosling doing pull ups….simply my cave of wonders is demanding a offering.
But there are no viable offerings😭😭😭
Also the actual torture of having to interact with your work crush knowing it would never be the fan fic /rom com moment cause you are simply a disaster and he’s too nice to handle you and the fuckshit that follows
July 26, 2023 at 2:31 PM
Also the actual torture of having to interact with your work crush knowing it would never be the fan fic /rom com moment cause you are simply a disaster and he’s too nice to handle you and the fuckshit that follows