Ben Templesmith
@templesmith.bsky.social
Australo-American. Grumpy rabble rouser. Co-created 30 Days of Night, you know, that became that film. Writer, artist, cephalopod, cat & horror enthusiast. Annoyingly for you, still here.
*resists urge to tell probable scammer his starving “siblings” could just eat the dog*.
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
*resists urge to tell probable scammer his starving “siblings” could just eat the dog*.
I have lower back pain. Need a massage?
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I have lower back pain. Need a massage?
Well shit, I posted a pic of Andrew pilling the whiskey instead of me… but I choose to believe we look almost identical, with his good half Turkish looks. 😂
Plus here’s the tremendous @effinbirds.com who has yet to regret meeting me, strangely.
Plus here’s the tremendous @effinbirds.com who has yet to regret meeting me, strangely.
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Well shit, I posted a pic of Andrew pilling the whiskey instead of me… but I choose to believe we look almost identical, with his good half Turkish looks. 😂
Plus here’s the tremendous @effinbirds.com who has yet to regret meeting me, strangely.
Plus here’s the tremendous @effinbirds.com who has yet to regret meeting me, strangely.
Never, never, never Surrender.
a man with glasses says we shall never surrender in front of a crowd of people
ALT: a man with glasses says we shall never surrender in front of a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Never, never, never Surrender.
Oh, the Jan 6th plotters are now also safe!
Ain’t life just peachy.
Ain’t life just peachy.
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Oh, the Jan 6th plotters are now also safe!
Ain’t life just peachy.
Ain’t life just peachy.
Oligarchs are safe.
Nazis are safe.
Sex offenders are… well they get support puppies in prison now.
Nazis are safe.
Sex offenders are… well they get support puppies in prison now.
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Oligarchs are safe.
Nazis are safe.
Sex offenders are… well they get support puppies in prison now.
Nazis are safe.
Sex offenders are… well they get support puppies in prison now.
The moon will be fine.
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The moon will be fine.
We went to Owamni, and I wouldn’t trade that for the world.
I tried real American food!
I tried real American food!
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
We went to Owamni, and I wouldn’t trade that for the world.
I tried real American food!
I tried real American food!
You have no idea.
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
You have no idea.
Well we just need to see if the new hires are sworn in.
November 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Well we just need to see if the new hires are sworn in.
They’ll have to relinquish the house, maybe even the senate ( if stats from this week hold true ) next year.
So it’ll all come to a head far sooner. ( I hope, but not in a violent way )
So it’ll all come to a head far sooner. ( I hope, but not in a violent way )
November 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
They’ll have to relinquish the house, maybe even the senate ( if stats from this week hold true ) next year.
So it’ll all come to a head far sooner. ( I hope, but not in a violent way )
So it’ll all come to a head far sooner. ( I hope, but not in a violent way )