Ben Templesmith
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Ben Templesmith
@templesmith.bsky.social
Australo-American. Grumpy rabble rouser. Co-created 30 Days of Night, you know, that became that film. Writer, artist, cephalopod, cat & horror enthusiast. Annoyingly for you, still here.
*resists urge to tell probable scammer his starving “siblings” could just eat the dog*.
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I have lower back pain. Need a massage?
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Ahahahaha
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Well shit, I posted a pic of Andrew pilling the whiskey instead of me… but I choose to believe we look almost identical, with his good half Turkish looks. 😂

Plus here’s the tremendous @effinbirds.com who has yet to regret meeting me, strangely.
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Never, never, never Surrender.
a man with glasses says we shall never surrender in front of a crowd of people
ALT: a man with glasses says we shall never surrender in front of a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Oh, the Jan 6th plotters are now also safe!

Ain’t life just peachy.
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Oligarchs are safe.

Nazis are safe.

Sex offenders are… well they get support puppies in prison now.
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The moon will be fine.
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
We went to Owamni, and I wouldn’t trade that for the world.

I tried real American food!
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
You have no idea.
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Well we just need to see if the new hires are sworn in.
November 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
They’ll have to relinquish the house, maybe even the senate ( if stats from this week hold true ) next year.

So it’ll all come to a head far sooner. ( I hope, but not in a violent way )
November 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM