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Not sure why Amazon thought to send me this, given that the most recent stuff I've ordered is poo bags and dog biscuits.
Amazon shopping notification: Thank you for purchasing with Amazon. We think you'd like make-up based on your recent purchase.
December 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Ha! Take that, America.
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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All I need to know? That would be nothing, nowt, naught, nada, zip, zilch.
Sky News Headline. Prince Harry's case against Mail publisher returns to court today - here's what you need to know.
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Nor these, though they were in the initial mix.
USS Sulaco TARDIS Millennium Falcon Thunderbird 5
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
USS Enterprise (OTS) Babylon 5 Starbug Firefly
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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What a ridiculous headline. Talk about tenuous links. Smh.
Drunk priest crashed bishop's car into Archers actress's partner's vehicle.
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Strands #630
“Sweet tooth”
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November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Is it because they are morons*? Poor kids.

*and bigots
Headline: why 'thousands' of Westerners are applying to live in Russia.
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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It should look like this. Why do people bugger things up. ☹️
November 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Joyce Carol Oates: So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates- scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world."
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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And while I'm shrieking "HOW MUCH", there's this.
Lego Star Trek USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D™. It's £349.99!!!
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Saw this and thought of @excelpope.net. I thought "HOW MUCH???" too.
Lego Land Rover Classic Defender 90
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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I just laughed aloud and smh on reading that the password for the Louvre’s video surveillance system was simply “Louvre” when last month's robbery occurred.

Some of the security systems were running on Windows 2000.
November 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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I tried to find out what's in Which's basket. Interested to read that last sentence.
Table showing Cheapest to Most Expensive supermarkets. Lidl (with or without loyalty discount) is cheapest at £120.38/£120.46) with Aldi close behind at £121. Asda, Tesco, & Morrisons are £132-135. Sainsbury's is £136.79 to £139.68 (without/with Nectar card). Ocado is £151.57. Waitrose is the most expensive at £163.04. Products on our list include everything from Heinz baked beans and Mr Kipling cakes to own-label milk, bread and cheese. Our data is supplied by an independent price comparison company. For stores that don't have online prices, we send fieldworkers out to gather prices. The master list of 200 products is currently updated annually but otherwise remains constant. However, the specific products chosen from the master list vary from month to month depending on availability. This means the totals aren't comparable between months or years.
November 6, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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Mixed greens. 🤷🏻‍♀️
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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1972 I think. I would've been 9. Can't remember where I bought it. Woolies or Timothy White, probably.
The Osmonds. Crazy Horses.
November 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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A film you've seen more than 7 times.

Should've won all the Oscars instead of Titanic. Any of the other three nominees were more deserving than Titanic, actually:

As Good as It Gets
The Full Monty
Good Will Hunting
November 1, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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Much like my friend's house. She also has a tree.
A black artificial "Xmas" tree covered in Halloween decorations, including pumpkin shaped tinsel & lights.
October 31, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.
Crotch Crescent An ex boyfriend lived there, as did an old friend. Small world.
October 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Avoid Turkish Airlines!!

Incompetent, unprofessional, ignorant, rude. 😡
Grounded by Turkish Airlines — for Having Parkinson’s On Saturday , Turkish Airlines decided I wasn’t fit to fly. Rest assured I wasn’t drunk, violent or even late. No, my sin was having Parkinson’s. I was flying from Istanbul to Gatwick. Checked in, bag gone down the chute, but before I even got through security I’d been chucked off the flight. My eldest son Jake and I went to the assisted-boarding counter — I’d already said when booking that I’d need help getting on the plane. In the last year I’ve done it quite a few times with other airlines. It’s never been a problem. Then came the shock. They told us I couldn’t board without a doctor’s letter. At first I thought they wanted proof that I had Parkinson’s, which was absurd enough. But no — the letter had to say I was safe to fly. Apparently, Turkish Airlines has decided that people with Parkinson’s are a danger to themselves or others. I’ve only been using assisted boarding for about a year but, as far as I can discover, no other airline in the world makes such assumptions. Let’s be clear: this isn’t about paperwork. It’s prejudice dressed up as policy. It’s ignorant, insulting, and frankly medieval. Parkinson’s is the fastest-growing neurological condition on the planet. If you think that means we shouldn’t be allowed on planes, you’ve got a problem — and it’s not neurological. And Parkinson’s is singled out: “Passengers who have Parkinson's disease are admitted to the flight with a doctor's report stating that ‘There is no harm in traveling by plane’. The report must include a statement specifying that the passenger can travel accompanied or unaccompanied.” They also say reports must be recent (typically within ten days) and on official letterhead. There were reports last year that an autistic child was banned, but as far as I can see autism isn’t mentioned — only Parkinson’s. Obviously I am not going to spend the effort going through every airline in the world, but the major carriers — British Airways, Lufthan… But Dalma had to disappear off to catch her own flight. After a couple of hours there was progress of a sort as we were taken through to the baggage area airside, which was unnerving as we had our passports taken off us and were faced with a whole bank of people studying lists of paper and occasionally shouting “one more hour — wait please!” Eventually, as I sat surrounded by a whole disgruntled community of other bagless persons, I could contain myself no longer and launched into a bit of a rant about my anger at the discrimination and their general uselessness. One of the staff, Gizem, seized the situation and took control, saying “I will help.” She did so by asking the elementary question of what it looked like and relaying that information to those looking for the various missing bags. They found the bag within three minutes. When I suggested they should sack the rest of them, double her salary and put her in charge, she laughed — and told me she would make sure a wheelchair arrived. It did, but it was broken: there was only one footrest. I could manage by putting one leg on top of the other. Not everyone who needs to be pushed around could manage that. It seemed rather symbolic of the airline’s careless, callous attitude. Gizem and Dalma were bright spots in an otherwise dismal day — kind, caring people who reinforced my conviction that you can often rely on the kindness of strangers, but you shouldn’t have to. Spending seven hours finding my bag was annoying but I guess these things happen a lot. What has never happened before was to feel humiliated, the object of contempt because of my condition. I had to rebook, stay in a hotel, and spend the night stranded — all because I have a medical condition, not a contagious disease. People with Parkinson’s everywhere need to know about this airline’s outrageous policy. I’ll be making sure they do, through Movers & Shakers and beyond. I have written to them asking for: • an explanation of the medical or regulatory bas…
October 27, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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I've woken to some terrible news. Not sure how I'll cope.
A notification to tell me that some sadsack has added me to a list called "All Aboard the Fascist Train". Boo hoo, how will I cope, etc.
October 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Yes.
A leaf strewn, sun dappled path through some woodland.
October 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Oh yes there was.
October 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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They're both knobs?
Sky News headline. Zack Polanski and Nigel Farage are polar opposites in politics, but have one thing in common.
October 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 6:23 AM