Hold on, hold on, l think the Donald would like that title.

I'd pore over the prenup really close.

He can't be right about everything, because I am! Times infinity.

Is the man sundowning?

Bummer of a nickname. I'm not an expert or anything, but I don't associate any of those odors with urinal cakes.

*sigh* It may take 4 years or more.

For a long long time. "United Daughters of the Confederacy", is an example.

"To Say Nothing of the Dog"
By Connie Willis
For a little time travel humor.