telekinetic
@telekinetic.bsky.social
the moon has nothing to be sad about
children don't even grow, they just get enlarged to show detail
July 1, 2023 at 8:48 PM
children don't even grow, they just get enlarged to show detail
going to start giving people a number starting with 555 and then insist that it's real and they can call it if they don't believe me. that'll be the end of the game bc my number doesn't start with 555, but oh well
June 25, 2023 at 3:47 AM
going to start giving people a number starting with 555 and then insist that it's real and they can call it if they don't believe me. that'll be the end of the game bc my number doesn't start with 555, but oh well
i'm a natural blonde i just turned five eventually
June 22, 2023 at 5:27 PM
i'm a natural blonde i just turned five eventually
has anyone asked the geoguesser guy to find the sub
June 22, 2023 at 12:47 AM
has anyone asked the geoguesser guy to find the sub
discompassionate or not we can all agree we hope those submarine people die so they don't make a movie about this, right?
June 21, 2023 at 9:54 PM
discompassionate or not we can all agree we hope those submarine people die so they don't make a movie about this, right?
when my computer says "no backups for 1030 days" and thinks today'll be the day i change that
May 19, 2023 at 7:17 PM
when my computer says "no backups for 1030 days" and thinks today'll be the day i change that
it is kinda crazy we have lists of scores of movies made a century or more ago that were influential or beloved or important but which simply do not exist anymore, and it's seeming likely a lot of things that have existed on the internet will share the same fate
May 17, 2023 at 7:34 PM
it is kinda crazy we have lists of scores of movies made a century or more ago that were influential or beloved or important but which simply do not exist anymore, and it's seeming likely a lot of things that have existed on the internet will share the same fate
"love set you going like a fat gold watch" is one of the best first lines to anything ever
May 17, 2023 at 4:45 PM
"love set you going like a fat gold watch" is one of the best first lines to anything ever
i try hard to reject grammar prescriptivism but i saw the phrase "empirical states" (meaning imperial) and it's really getting to me
May 17, 2023 at 8:08 AM
i try hard to reject grammar prescriptivism but i saw the phrase "empirical states" (meaning imperial) and it's really getting to me
do you think the couple whose marriage killed rbg is still together
May 17, 2023 at 8:04 AM
do you think the couple whose marriage killed rbg is still together
it might be more economically efficient to buy slightly used baby shoes
May 17, 2023 at 6:25 AM
it might be more economically efficient to buy slightly used baby shoes
"if" i was invincible the first thing i would do is find a bunch of giant waterfalls to use as slides
May 16, 2023 at 8:07 AM
"if" i was invincible the first thing i would do is find a bunch of giant waterfalls to use as slides
don't care + didn't ask + an older woman called me mija today
May 16, 2023 at 8:05 AM
don't care + didn't ask + an older woman called me mija today
it's affecting me mental health, innit
May 15, 2023 at 10:07 PM
it's affecting me mental health, innit
[girl who's well] yeah i love tiktok i just need a setting to be able to play videos at 2x speed
May 15, 2023 at 5:42 PM
[girl who's well] yeah i love tiktok i just need a setting to be able to play videos at 2x speed
idk where the myth ugly people are beautiful inside started. have you ever seen the inside of a body? gross
May 14, 2023 at 8:36 PM
idk where the myth ugly people are beautiful inside started. have you ever seen the inside of a body? gross
is my vaping addiction cute: the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
May 14, 2023 at 7:32 PM
is my vaping addiction cute: the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
can't get over how green the water looks (not algae, just super clear and reflecting foliage)
May 14, 2023 at 3:30 AM
can't get over how green the water looks (not algae, just super clear and reflecting foliage)
meanwhile, on twitter:
May 13, 2023 at 4:36 PM
meanwhile, on twitter:
found the first bluesky user confirmed to be a bedwetter!
When you debate actual Nazis they tend to swiftly look rediculous. If you just punch them you don't take legitimacy away from them, you take legitimacy away from yourself.
May 13, 2023 at 5:18 AM
found the first bluesky user confirmed to be a bedwetter!
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i think a jury of my peers would find me charming :-)
May 11, 2023 at 10:30 AM
i think a jury of my peers would find me charming :-)
wait why isn't it called the good surgeon
May 11, 2023 at 12:11 AM
wait why isn't it called the good surgeon
showtime announces THE GOOD DOCTOR spinoffs THE OK DOCTOR and THE GREAT DOCTOR
May 10, 2023 at 6:32 PM
showtime announces THE GOOD DOCTOR spinoffs THE OK DOCTOR and THE GREAT DOCTOR
does popeyes (chicken) have any relationships to popeyes (spinach)
May 10, 2023 at 6:04 PM
does popeyes (chicken) have any relationships to popeyes (spinach)