Telamon9
@telamon9.bsky.social
We ain't disco, but we'll get there... baby.
A Poet. A Writer. A Hack.
Goldbird Team 2022. Got the jacket to prove it.
A Poet. A Writer. A Hack.
Goldbird Team 2022. Got the jacket to prove it.
Jumpscare for the TL
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Jumpscare for the TL
These anti-mamdani guys are cooked in the head
October 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
These anti-mamdani guys are cooked in the head
How much taxpayer money has gone into printing the different versions of this fucking hat
October 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
How much taxpayer money has gone into printing the different versions of this fucking hat
This is a log of the night.
(((((Don't judge me, it's all that was in my fridge))))))
(((((Don't judge me, it's all that was in my fridge))))))
October 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This is a log of the night.
(((((Don't judge me, it's all that was in my fridge))))))
(((((Don't judge me, it's all that was in my fridge))))))
There's something about using AI to generate bananas that has broken me.
September 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
There's something about using AI to generate bananas that has broken me.
Tried showing her the sopranos... She did not care for the gripping character drama...
August 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Tried showing her the sopranos... She did not care for the gripping character drama...
"oh, so you think a man should have breasts?!"
August 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"oh, so you think a man should have breasts?!"
The streets are speaking truth
June 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The streets are speaking truth
I'm just a cow in a pipe
June 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I'm just a cow in a pipe
How I feel this morning
March 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
How I feel this morning
Hm, the light here... This moment ordained me. I belong to this particular hill now
March 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Hm, the light here... This moment ordained me. I belong to this particular hill now
Nooooooooo, spring is coming 😭😭😭
March 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Nooooooooo, spring is coming 😭😭😭
I am feeling pink today
March 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I am feeling pink today
I'm gonna absolutely fuck these up
March 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I'm gonna absolutely fuck these up
Denji just can't catch a break 😭😭😭
February 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Denji just can't catch a break 😭😭😭
When your team wins they suddenly get the expectations that they have to be good year over year. Getting better and better... They gotta be like me, mediocre. So I don't have to improve and can just stay MAD 😡😡😡
February 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
When your team wins they suddenly get the expectations that they have to be good year over year. Getting better and better... They gotta be like me, mediocre. So I don't have to improve and can just stay MAD 😡😡😡
Every time someone posts a Twitter screenshot shot, Bluesky takes on the guise of any Reddit that reposts screenshots.
Don't be Reddit Bluesky.
Don't be Reddit Bluesky.
February 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Every time someone posts a Twitter screenshot shot, Bluesky takes on the guise of any Reddit that reposts screenshots.
Don't be Reddit Bluesky.
Don't be Reddit Bluesky.
This is how I'm feeling this morning
February 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
This is how I'm feeling this morning
