Teflon Bust
@teflonbust.bsky.social
Formerly Teflon myself, now I work for Teflon Don, so you can call me Eflon.
Could be nothing, could be a Robobrake….
From a Rob Forth and Grant Belden over on twitter
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From a Rob Forth and Grant Belden over on twitter
x.com/teflonbust/s...
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June 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Could be nothing, could be a Robobrake….
From a Rob Forth and Grant Belden over on twitter
x.com/teflonbust/s...
$tsla $tslaq
From a Rob Forth and Grant Belden over on twitter
x.com/teflonbust/s...
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Elon Musk advocates fraud, because he’s a fraudster
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June 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Elon Musk advocates fraud, because he’s a fraudster
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A Chinese armada is heading to the US to take advantage of the limited time offer of only 30% tariffs.*
*Note: Limited time offer, subject to change, up to 54% (or maybe 80%).
*Note: Limited time offer, subject to change, up to 54% (or maybe 80%).
May 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
A Chinese armada is heading to the US to take advantage of the limited time offer of only 30% tariffs.*
*Note: Limited time offer, subject to change, up to 54% (or maybe 80%).
*Note: Limited time offer, subject to change, up to 54% (or maybe 80%).
May 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
DOGE hampering Tesla 😂
“Letting Doge fire those in the autonomous division is sheer madness — we should be lobbying to add people to NHTSA,” said one manager at Tesla.
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www.ft.com/content/ede5...
“Letting Doge fire those in the autonomous division is sheer madness — we should be lobbying to add people to NHTSA,” said one manager at Tesla.
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www.ft.com/content/ede5...
April 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
DOGE hampering Tesla 😂
“Letting Doge fire those in the autonomous division is sheer madness — we should be lobbying to add people to NHTSA,” said one manager at Tesla.
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www.ft.com/content/ede5...
“Letting Doge fire those in the autonomous division is sheer madness — we should be lobbying to add people to NHTSA,” said one manager at Tesla.
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www.ft.com/content/ede5...
“Musk merger suffers from serious grade inflation.”
Just like at DOGE Elon Musk is grading his own papers at X (Twitter), to prop his businesses up and keep banks and investors assuaged.
“X is not a growth business” and ebitda is “wildly adjusted”
www.ft.com/content/d311...
Just like at DOGE Elon Musk is grading his own papers at X (Twitter), to prop his businesses up and keep banks and investors assuaged.
“X is not a growth business” and ebitda is “wildly adjusted”
www.ft.com/content/d311...
April 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
“Musk merger suffers from serious grade inflation.”
Just like at DOGE Elon Musk is grading his own papers at X (Twitter), to prop his businesses up and keep banks and investors assuaged.
“X is not a growth business” and ebitda is “wildly adjusted”
www.ft.com/content/d311...
Just like at DOGE Elon Musk is grading his own papers at X (Twitter), to prop his businesses up and keep banks and investors assuaged.
“X is not a growth business” and ebitda is “wildly adjusted”
www.ft.com/content/d311...
Hilarious Fox News article trying to intertwine hundreds of peaceful Tesla Dealership protests with a whopping 10 incidents of vandalism.
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March 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Hilarious Fox News article trying to intertwine hundreds of peaceful Tesla Dealership protests with a whopping 10 incidents of vandalism.
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Underwater Tesla owner:
“Someone suggested putting it on turo, because at this point I literally want it to get wrecked.”
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“Someone suggested putting it on turo, because at this point I literally want it to get wrecked.”
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March 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Underwater Tesla owner:
“Someone suggested putting it on turo, because at this point I literally want it to get wrecked.”
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“Someone suggested putting it on turo, because at this point I literally want it to get wrecked.”
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When does Elon start dead naming Tesla?
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March 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
When does Elon start dead naming Tesla?
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Do you think Americans are cool with a Leland Dudek, a Trump admin, saying about Social Security:
“Really, I want to turn it off and let the courts figure out how they want to run a federal agency," he said.
(From The NY Times)
“Really, I want to turn it off and let the courts figure out how they want to run a federal agency," he said.
(From The NY Times)
March 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Do you think Americans are cool with a Leland Dudek, a Trump admin, saying about Social Security:
“Really, I want to turn it off and let the courts figure out how they want to run a federal agency," he said.
(From The NY Times)
“Really, I want to turn it off and let the courts figure out how they want to run a federal agency," he said.
(From The NY Times)
Talk about a ratio.
March 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Talk about a ratio.
What is the value of the world knowing Elon Musk is getting briefed on a US-China war?
What value does he add for the US?
Why would either side trust him?
Only value I can see is if China is mad at him and he wants to show he is valuable.
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What value does he add for the US?
Why would either side trust him?
Only value I can see is if China is mad at him and he wants to show he is valuable.
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March 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
What is the value of the world knowing Elon Musk is getting briefed on a US-China war?
What value does he add for the US?
Why would either side trust him?
Only value I can see is if China is mad at him and he wants to show he is valuable.
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What value does he add for the US?
Why would either side trust him?
Only value I can see is if China is mad at him and he wants to show he is valuable.
$tsla $tslaq
What a world, where a respected Investment Bank lowers Tesla delivery estimates 17%, but re-iterates it as a “Top Pick”
Of course auto sales represent less than 20% of their valuation.
The rest is mostly made up or future stuff that doesn’t yet exist.
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Of course auto sales represent less than 20% of their valuation.
The rest is mostly made up or future stuff that doesn’t yet exist.
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March 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
What a world, where a respected Investment Bank lowers Tesla delivery estimates 17%, but re-iterates it as a “Top Pick”
Of course auto sales represent less than 20% of their valuation.
The rest is mostly made up or future stuff that doesn’t yet exist.
#morganstanley #adamjonas $tsla $tslaq
Of course auto sales represent less than 20% of their valuation.
The rest is mostly made up or future stuff that doesn’t yet exist.
#morganstanley #adamjonas $tsla $tslaq
Note that 46,000 recalled Tesla Cybertrucks are the total produced, not the number sold…
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March 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Note that 46,000 recalled Tesla Cybertrucks are the total produced, not the number sold…
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Look, more Tesla advertising popping up everywhere.
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March 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Look, more Tesla advertising popping up everywhere.
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Will the stock follow the search trend? (Pop and fade)
Or will Trump do this promo once a week?
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Or will Trump do this promo once a week?
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March 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Will the stock follow the search trend? (Pop and fade)
Or will Trump do this promo once a week?
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Or will Trump do this promo once a week?
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I guess @kalshi wasn’t a big fan of the Trump x Tesla infomercial today.
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March 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I guess @kalshi wasn’t a big fan of the Trump x Tesla infomercial today.
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I think it’s fair to say, the prospect of a Tesla bankruptcy is back on the table.
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March 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I think it’s fair to say, the prospect of a Tesla bankruptcy is back on the table.
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Seems like the perfect metaphor for $tsla right now…
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March 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Seems like the perfect metaphor for $tsla right now…
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What Elon’s been working on lately:
1. Destroying shareholder value
2. Ketamine
3. Repeat
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1. Destroying shareholder value
2. Ketamine
3. Repeat
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February 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
What Elon’s been working on lately:
1. Destroying shareholder value
2. Ketamine
3. Repeat
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1. Destroying shareholder value
2. Ketamine
3. Repeat
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Don’t Elon and his board have a fiduciary duty towards their shareholders?
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February 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Don’t Elon and his board have a fiduciary duty towards their shareholders?
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More fraud than the $1,100,000,000,000 market cap Tesla?
Doubtful, but maybe in aggregate.
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Doubtful, but maybe in aggregate.
$tsla $tslaq #elonq #fraud #doge #presidentMusk
February 11, 2025 at 7:22 AM
More fraud than the $1,100,000,000,000 market cap Tesla?
Doubtful, but maybe in aggregate.
$tsla $tslaq #elonq #fraud #doge #presidentMusk
Doubtful, but maybe in aggregate.
$tsla $tslaq #elonq #fraud #doge #presidentMusk
Tesla is losing the robotaxi game before they even get started.
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February 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Tesla is losing the robotaxi game before they even get started.
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February 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM