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Teeklin
@teeklin.bsky.social
World record holder for most migraines.

Unfortunately no visions of the future. Yet.
book covers that went hard as hell when you were 13 years old:
November 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The argument here is that Trump could be President if he ran as VP and then the President resigned

Which seems like a viable scheme until you learn about a little thing called the 12th Amendment

It's all just rich corporate media trying to pave the way for their billionaire daddy to be dictator
October 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains
October 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Their numbers appear to be off by 10x

Take it with a grain of salt of course because it is ChatGPT itself reporting these numbers (but also if they're lying about them it would raise major flags with investors & they have no real reason to lie about it given they openly publish total energy usage):
October 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The State of the Union last year? Mass hypnosis.
October 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
This screenshot is actually a CIA mind control operation:
October 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
This is just so silly. LLMs can't be accurate? LOL

The uses are apparent to anyone that actually learns to work with them and we will NEVER address the actual issues with LLMs (like climate, copyright, or jobs) and regulate them properly when this is the level of discourse we have about them.
September 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
People hanging out in a Nazi bar REALLY don't like it when you point out all the Nazis in the bar all around them

Yet another Substack funding pretender who gets so offended at the very thought of ever moving away from the platform actively partnered with, platforming, and funding Nazis
August 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Not just a billionaire, but an incredibly influential one with a giant fanbase whose actions could REALLY change things

Instead she and Kelce decide to regularly hang out with MAGA fucks like Taylor Lewan and Will Compton (one of whom threatened to rape a rape victim again if she pressed charges)
August 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Not sure what your prompt looked like, but out of curiosity I just did the same thing and it instantly gave me results.

Actually gave me two methods and both worked. With links to the documentation and every line commented and an explanation at the end of the differences.
August 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Giving serious "Ed Bighead" vibes
August 19, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Spoiler: This guy definitely doesn't feel bad for writing it
August 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Like this?

People really need to stop glazing the war criminal Obama.

He sucks just as much shit as Putin and killed countless innocent men, women, and children while also giving a free pass to Bush for starting a fucking torture program which paved the way for Trump.
August 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
WTF? Grocery prices aren't up?

Literally the highest levels of food inflation we've seen in our lives.

Food is literally up 25% the past 5 years.

www.usinflationcalculator.com/inflation/fo...
August 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
July 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This line from an article about the argument him and Klobuchar had sums up everything you need to know about the man.

He sat down, voted to pass a giant increase in funding and support for the fascist police fucking up our lives anyway, and everything he did was just empty words.
July 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My favorite part of the article I read on this:
July 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Exactly what I wanted to see.
July 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
They called Bill fucking Clinton a communist in the 90s ffs

It's a meaningless insult to most people (both liberals and conservatives) and should hold no more power as a slur than someone calling you a "doo doo head" at this point

Just something an angry toddler hurls at you from ignorance
June 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Also the majority opinion is that we are spending too much already on the military

And this is including ghoulish Republicans. When you break it down for just Democrats or the overall left the number is much higher for the "too much" option.

news.gallup.com/poll/1666/mi...
June 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Yeah when will someone from the left think about ideology?!
June 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
You: Murder is not the same as war

Israeli soldiers:
June 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
There are no sanctions on individuals in Palestine you fuckin goober
May 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
All true, but his stock price is more than DOUBLE what it was just a year ago

Whatever mistakes he's making, he's still getting insanely rich and his company is in no jeopardy at this point

And this is despite a concentrated boycott effort and the horrible press he's brought on the company
May 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
They can put the 10 commandments in a classroom but they aren't ever going to get kids to "worship no other God before the Christian God" until that dude gets 20 sets of tits like Diana of Ephesus
May 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM