TedTheoLogan
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I'm probably not as clever as I think I am. But at least I'm confident.
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
@alexwinter.com the whole cast and house staff were great tonight! Neat set.
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
@alexwinter.com the whole cast and house staff were great tonight! Neat set.
@darwizzyyy9.bsky.social I'm hosting another pup this weekend. This is Zoe. I call her Sweet Z. Hope you're doing well!!
October 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
@darwizzyyy9.bsky.social I'm hosting another pup this weekend. This is Zoe. I call her Sweet Z. Hope you're doing well!!
First weekend we've had at the river without it being overly hot. We got down to 36F overnight. It was FANTASTIC. Saw a couple of bald eagles, a pair of pileateds, bunch of others. One smallmouth swimming in the Zumbro too.
October 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
First weekend we've had at the river without it being overly hot. We got down to 36F overnight. It was FANTASTIC. Saw a couple of bald eagles, a pair of pileateds, bunch of others. One smallmouth swimming in the Zumbro too.
Her name is Kamea and I love her.
September 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Her name is Kamea and I love her.
@alexwinter.com hey man, what's the runtime on Godot? Trying to pick a date to fly in from Minneapolis to check youse out!
September 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
@alexwinter.com hey man, what's the runtime on Godot? Trying to pick a date to fly in from Minneapolis to check youse out!
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if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless
September 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless
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“Are you getting shot? Would you like your baby to be your first line of defense?”
wait it’s literally called Tactical Baby Gear sorry for the confusion that’s literally the brand name
August 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
“Are you getting shot? Would you like your baby to be your first line of defense?”
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August 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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August 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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From the white supremacist book the official DHS account is referencing: "The point is to reveal organized Jewry as a world power entrenched in every country of the White man’s world, operating freely across every nation’s frontiers, and engaged in a ruthless war for the destruction of them all."
DHS is recruiting using a not-so-subtle reference to a 1978 book from white nationalist William Gayley Simpson, Which Way Western Man?
Simpson's book was released under an imprint associated with the National Alliance, founded by Turner Diaries author William Luther Pierce.
Simpson's book was released under an imprint associated with the National Alliance, founded by Turner Diaries author William Luther Pierce.
August 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
From the white supremacist book the official DHS account is referencing: "The point is to reveal organized Jewry as a world power entrenched in every country of the White man’s world, operating freely across every nation’s frontiers, and engaged in a ruthless war for the destruction of them all."
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rush hour is streaming on netflix by the way
tuesday — august 12 — 7:30PM central
we’re hosting our second watch-along
this time we’re watch Rush Hour
same as before the watch-along is free for everyone but only paid subscribers will be able to leave comments
it’s gonna be so much fun — join us goodmovie.substack.com/subscribe
we’re hosting our second watch-along
this time we’re watch Rush Hour
same as before the watch-along is free for everyone but only paid subscribers will be able to leave comments
it’s gonna be so much fun — join us goodmovie.substack.com/subscribe
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August 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
rush hour is streaming on netflix by the way
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41 years ago today, Ray Parker Jr. hits #1 with “Ghostbusters” — and holds the top spot for 3 weeks
“The trick is I never say the word ‘Ghostbusters’. I’m just gonna say, ‘Who ya gonna call?’ and then the crowd says, ‘Ghostbusters!’ because that’s who they want to call to solve their problems.”
“The trick is I never say the word ‘Ghostbusters’. I’m just gonna say, ‘Who ya gonna call?’ and then the crowd says, ‘Ghostbusters!’ because that’s who they want to call to solve their problems.”
August 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
41 years ago today, Ray Parker Jr. hits #1 with “Ghostbusters” — and holds the top spot for 3 weeks
“The trick is I never say the word ‘Ghostbusters’. I’m just gonna say, ‘Who ya gonna call?’ and then the crowd says, ‘Ghostbusters!’ because that’s who they want to call to solve their problems.”
“The trick is I never say the word ‘Ghostbusters’. I’m just gonna say, ‘Who ya gonna call?’ and then the crowd says, ‘Ghostbusters!’ because that’s who they want to call to solve their problems.”
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SAVE HIS CHANNEL! Call your U.S. Senators and have them BLOCK H.R. 4 the Rescission Act of 2025. SAVE USAID PBS & more. I don't know why those with more reach don't TALK about this. H.R. 4 passing will make illegal DOGE cuts legal. Stop this bill now. CALL! www.congress.gov/members/find...
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June 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
SAVE HIS CHANNEL! Call your U.S. Senators and have them BLOCK H.R. 4 the Rescission Act of 2025. SAVE USAID PBS & more. I don't know why those with more reach don't TALK about this. H.R. 4 passing will make illegal DOGE cuts legal. Stop this bill now. CALL! www.congress.gov/members/find...
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I’ve written & deleted a dozen posts about Craig & the fascism resolution but this tells the tale: famously risk-shy Democratic leadership urged a vote against, and Angie just noped. She’s not a Senator who we need to stand strong against a police state. There are other choices.
Very incredible detail about this:
Hakeem Jeffries saw this as a trap and told his colleagues not to vote on this. 75 Dems, including Angie Craig (lol) did it anyway.
www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/3436134...
Hakeem Jeffries saw this as a trap and told his colleagues not to vote on this. 75 Dems, including Angie Craig (lol) did it anyway.
www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/3436134...
June 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I’ve written & deleted a dozen posts about Craig & the fascism resolution but this tells the tale: famously risk-shy Democratic leadership urged a vote against, and Angie just noped. She’s not a Senator who we need to stand strong against a police state. There are other choices.
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I don't care if these monstrous ICE raids are a "federal operation". This is authoritarian violence, plain and simple.
Just because Stephen Miller has kidnapping quotas for brown people he doesn't want to see on the street doesn't mean we have to think it's okay.
Just because Stephen Miller has kidnapping quotas for brown people he doesn't want to see on the street doesn't mean we have to think it's okay.
June 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I don't care if these monstrous ICE raids are a "federal operation". This is authoritarian violence, plain and simple.
Just because Stephen Miller has kidnapping quotas for brown people he doesn't want to see on the street doesn't mean we have to think it's okay.
Just because Stephen Miller has kidnapping quotas for brown people he doesn't want to see on the street doesn't mean we have to think it's okay.
June 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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My goodness, Jayson Greene (and Ben Kweller) really pried my heart open with this one, man.
Since Dorian Died
Two years after the death of his son, Ben Kweller doesn’t want to waste any more time.
www.vulture.com
May 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
My goodness, Jayson Greene (and Ben Kweller) really pried my heart open with this one, man.
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we got a big one tomorrow at GOOD MOVIE
we’re covering Pretty Woman
one video and one 6K word essay about one of the greatest rom-coms ever made
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we’re covering Pretty Woman
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May 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
we got a big one tomorrow at GOOD MOVIE
we’re covering Pretty Woman
one video and one 6K word essay about one of the greatest rom-coms ever made
subscribe today so you don’t miss it
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we’re covering Pretty Woman
one video and one 6K word essay about one of the greatest rom-coms ever made
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December 5, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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Big Suzie first went on display on May 17, 2000—a quarter century ago. Hail to the chief!
May 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Big Suzie first went on display on May 17, 2000—a quarter century ago. Hail to the chief!
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