Miracle Themster
@tedthedead.bsky.social
Asset poor and titty rich | they/them | late-twenties senior citizen
My cat will straight rip these things out of my hand, or sneak up and try to lady and the tramp me on the back end of the pastry. Incorrigible.
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
My cat will straight rip these things out of my hand, or sneak up and try to lady and the tramp me on the back end of the pastry. Incorrigible.
Autism strikes again
November 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Autism strikes again
Pauline Walnuts would love to be a model
July 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Pauline Walnuts would love to be a model
I made this blanket with blood sweat and tears and worryingly loud wrist pops
May 31, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I made this blanket with blood sweat and tears and worryingly loud wrist pops
This set looks even better
April 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
This set looks even better
I know we’re all having a bad time but I need to check in and say I got my dentures and I’m so happy I’m crying in a restaurant
April 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I know we’re all having a bad time but I need to check in and say I got my dentures and I’m so happy I’m crying in a restaurant
Every day I pray and wait for someone to do something really, really funny
March 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Every day I pray and wait for someone to do something really, really funny
I don’t like Blake Lively and I was getting caught up by the wrong viewpoint as a result and then I had to rapidly disengage and remind myself:
March 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I don’t like Blake Lively and I was getting caught up by the wrong viewpoint as a result and then I had to rapidly disengage and remind myself:
I tried on my wax appliance and cried on the dentist but anyway I’m so close to the finish line
February 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I tried on my wax appliance and cried on the dentist but anyway I’m so close to the finish line
My delusion is holding on strong
February 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My delusion is holding on strong
Also the attachments
December 5, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Also the attachments
Me and my ten remaining teeth
November 25, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Me and my ten remaining teeth
(Complimentary) you look like the dude from Atlantis
November 19, 2024 at 7:52 PM
(Complimentary) you look like the dude from Atlantis
It’s all I got at the moment
September 29, 2023 at 12:04 PM
It’s all I got at the moment