When the paper boy’s half an hour late

I picked up a copy to check out your coverage of the rugby league test match at Wembley and this was it. You can rest assured that I won’t be bothering again.

Found this by @andywislon.bsky.social when I was sorting through my late dad’s stuff. I can’t imagine @theguardian.com even mentioning the closure of a Rugby League ground nowadays, never mind devoting almost a full page to it.