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Ted
@tedofscots.bsky.social
Internet Bigfoot.
Nervously drinking my glass of milk on stage whilst he espouses dangerous alt-right beliefs - I fear he has a tiny pair of callipers for measuring audience member's skulls.
November 14, 2024 at 11:38 AM
NO NO NO NO
November 11, 2024 at 12:52 PM
always listening, I'm afraid
November 10, 2024 at 3:04 PM
It might be time for my near-yearly Detectorists rewatch...

the boys yearn for the sod n' beeping rods.
November 9, 2024 at 10:14 PM
meatball.... americana.

STAY IN LINE at subway, it's not too late to vote 📣📣📣
November 5, 2024 at 4:00 PM
featmeat...

uh balllong
November 5, 2024 at 3:59 PM
meatlong football
November 5, 2024 at 3:59 PM
I feel like this one is potentially the next "Whiplash" - a twisted tutor who thrives for perfection, but clearly posesses sadistic tendencies.
November 4, 2024 at 6:56 PM