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Ted
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Internet Bigfoot.
NO NO NO NO
November 11, 2024 at 12:52 PM
today's haiku:-

"I swear, no more mince"
I cautiously reach inside
... his soggy-pocket
November 8, 2024 at 7:39 PM
today's haiku:-

you, bearded and stout
me, and my pocket berries
feed, tender from me.
November 7, 2024 at 10:25 PM
today's haiku:-

the many-hatlaw
duel him, and find out why
all the dead... die bald
October 26, 2024 at 4:42 PM
today's haiku:-

o' dying star
upon my furrowed brow
old, and yet young
October 25, 2024 at 10:02 PM
daily haiku:-

beans microwave
my bowl, a ballerina
a divorce dancer
October 24, 2024 at 6:51 PM
drinking my morning cup of seed oil to attract 5 "G"s

The universe goes band to band with me.
October 24, 2024 at 9:43 AM
daily haiku:-

"crime is on the rise"
first his cape, then boots
"send in... freakyon"
October 23, 2024 at 8:15 PM