tedmilliganisnice
@tedmilliganisnice.bsky.social
The defeater of woke and proud of owner of 2 (!) disposable cameras
Pinned
Hi everyone on Blue Sky, I am Ted Milligan and together we will defeat woke.
Charli XCX vs Taylor Swift
October 3, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Charli XCX vs Taylor Swift
Very happy for all the white girls in clapham today x
October 3, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Very happy for all the white girls in clapham today x
Next Friday I am @pleasance.co.uk London for my football comedy show UNITED!
Get tickets and come along
www.pleasance.co.uk/event/ted-mi...
Get tickets and come along
www.pleasance.co.uk/event/ted-mi...
Ted Milligan: UNITED - Fringe Preview | Pleasance Theatre Trust
www.pleasance.co.uk
June 18, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Next Friday I am @pleasance.co.uk London for my football comedy show UNITED!
Get tickets and come along
www.pleasance.co.uk/event/ted-mi...
Get tickets and come along
www.pleasance.co.uk/event/ted-mi...
Congratulations to Uzbekistan for becoming the first double landlocked country to play at a world cup
June 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Congratulations to Uzbekistan for becoming the first double landlocked country to play at a world cup
If we'd beaten Middlesborough at home and Rooney had kept his job, we would have stayed up.
What take would you choose to argue on jubilee with total confidence that you’d crush 20 opponents?
May 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
If we'd beaten Middlesborough at home and Rooney had kept his job, we would have stayed up.
the Romanian league system is nuts
Despite finishing 15 points above the bottom 2 and 8 whole places, Sepski OSK have been relegated lol
Despite finishing 15 points above the bottom 2 and 8 whole places, Sepski OSK have been relegated lol
May 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
the Romanian league system is nuts
Despite finishing 15 points above the bottom 2 and 8 whole places, Sepski OSK have been relegated lol
Despite finishing 15 points above the bottom 2 and 8 whole places, Sepski OSK have been relegated lol
awesome youtube search from me last night
May 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
awesome youtube search from me last night
New U-turn as Keir Starmer has changed it Prime Minister's Answers!
May 21, 2025 at 12:03 PM
New U-turn as Keir Starmer has changed it Prime Minister's Answers!
Detective Pikachu is one of the only film about a detective version of pikachu but that doesn't mean it's an original idea. I in fact had the idea for Pathologist Charizard first
May 16, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Detective Pikachu is one of the only film about a detective version of pikachu but that doesn't mean it's an original idea. I in fact had the idea for Pathologist Charizard first
"Island of Strangers" is funny because it somewhat implies I know every British born bloke.
May 13, 2025 at 10:20 AM
"Island of Strangers" is funny because it somewhat implies I know every British born bloke.
I have written a shorter and clearer poem than Hemmingway did:
For sale,
Dead baby
For sale,
Dead baby
May 13, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I have written a shorter and clearer poem than Hemmingway did:
For sale,
Dead baby
For sale,
Dead baby
Keir Starmer, I am putting you on notice that you have to get a grip
May 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Keir Starmer, I am putting you on notice that you have to get a grip
Being brother of the Pope must be so funny
"any siblings?"
"yeah just 1, the pope"
"any siblings?"
"yeah just 1, the pope"
May 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Being brother of the Pope must be so funny
"any siblings?"
"yeah just 1, the pope"
"any siblings?"
"yeah just 1, the pope"
Woke Marxist Pope
I'm gonna keep on voting for
the woke marxist pope
i'm at the conclave for
the woke marxist pope
woke marxist pope
I'm gonna keep on voting for
the woke marxist pope
i'm at the conclave for
the woke marxist pope
woke marxist pope
May 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Woke Marxist Pope
I'm gonna keep on voting for
the woke marxist pope
i'm at the conclave for
the woke marxist pope
woke marxist pope
I'm gonna keep on voting for
the woke marxist pope
i'm at the conclave for
the woke marxist pope
woke marxist pope
swear this isn't in his remit
May 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
swear this isn't in his remit
Happy Birthday William Shakespeare, who would have been 461 today. Gone too soon x
May 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Happy Birthday William Shakespeare, who would have been 461 today. Gone too soon x
Give it to Big Sam til the end of the Conclave
April 22, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Give it to Big Sam til the end of the Conclave
Pope Francis has seen his shadow! 5 more weeks of summer
April 20, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Pope Francis has seen his shadow! 5 more weeks of summer
Gutted to be snubbed in this year's honours list! will be boycotting the ceremony as a result
April 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Gutted to be snubbed in this year's honours list! will be boycotting the ceremony as a result
I have put a tarrif on my flatmate's chicken nuggets.
April 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I have put a tarrif on my flatmate's chicken nuggets.
i am in contempt of court, food court!! More tacos, less pies!!
April 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
i am in contempt of court, food court!! More tacos, less pies!!
Trump has slapped a 38% tariff on Lilliput
April 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Trump has slapped a 38% tariff on Lilliput
Always love the day after April Fools Day, you can have the leftovers for lunch
April 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Always love the day after April Fools Day, you can have the leftovers for lunch
Hey guys just a reminder that April Fool's Day is actually a very important day for fools and means a lot. If you know a fool, please check in with him
April 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Hey guys just a reminder that April Fool's Day is actually a very important day for fools and means a lot. If you know a fool, please check in with him