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Ted Magee
@tedmagee.bsky.social
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Utilizo el internet, y a veces voy al mundo desconectado. Photos are mine unless otherwise noted. AI sucks omg, did the bubble burst yet? He/him.
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Ted Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · May 17
street art in Austin, Texas / arte callejero en Austin, Texas
A painting on a wall of a bear with lasers shooting out of its eyes. Text under the painting says “Laser Bear Don’t Care”
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"Proof that magical girls (fighting girls?) existed in the Muromachi Era"
Text of original tweet: Ritual mountaineering axe with heart‑shaped openwork. Japan. Nanbokucho to Muromachi period, 14th century AD. Forged iron head; wooden shaft spiral‑wrapped with a bronze strip; H 179.8 cm, blade 28 x 25.5 cm. Collection: Nara National Museum. Classified as an Important Cultural Property. Those two hearts are not about romance. In Japan they are inome, the boar’s eye, a very old apotropaic sign cut into weapons, temple fittings and even windows to draw off misfortune and summon courage. The motif has been in use for well over a millennium and you can still see inome windows at temples like Shōju‑in in Kyoto. Text of QRT (Japanese): 室町時代の日本に魔法少女（戦闘美少女？）がいた証拠だ
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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nasibov.me
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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vandroidhelsing.bsky.social
I was gonna draw a normal guy and say he was a werewolf during a waning moon but discovered i never finished this doodle of astronauts making out, so I did that instead
Ballpoint pen sketch on a post-it note of astronauts in space, fully suited up, in each other’s arms with their helmets pressed together
September 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
tedmagee.bsky.social
What are you wearing? Send me a picture.
Me:
86monik48.bsky.social Monik🐜🎱 @86monik48.bsky.social · 13h
-¿Qué llevas puesto ?, mándame foto.
-Yo :
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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86monik48.bsky.social
-¿Qué llevas puesto ?, mándame foto.
-Yo :
November 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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lordjuiblex.bsky.social
Let's learn Spanish!
Diarrea persistente Persistent diarrhea guy on toilet leaning forward image.
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
she better run
Letters on the face of a building spell out “WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER” but “together” is spaced unfortunately as “TO GET HER.”
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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jambookshopuk.bsky.social
There's a great prints selection of my classic illustrated reports from @privateeyenews.bsky.social at

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November 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
tedmagee.bsky.social
Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
tedmagee.bsky.social
Put 'em to work!
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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blerrycat1.bsky.social
Meowdy! Have you eaten today? Join me by the fire for some beans. Cowboy cat holding a can of beans by a fire
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
i thought it was just some guy named duncan donuts
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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mikemelton.bsky.social
A very judgy Spectacled Owl at @tapirvalley.bsky.social #CostaRica

#nature #birds #owls
Close-up of a dark brown owl with bright yellow eyes perched on a moss-covered branch, facing the camera against a blurred green forest background.
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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riverodder.bsky.social
Yes.
In a photo, swiped from someone else’s skeet, a clean shaven man with dark hair sips on a straw that draws from a clay that looks like it should be filled with goose down, but is in fact filled with what appears to be Tsingtao beer, which is good beer. He has drank down past his shoulders, and is working on his pectorals. The photo does not show much of his pants, but there is a non-zero chance that they match.
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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mbaileywriter.bsky.social
Just for laughs...
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Wow, Cervantes is amazing. Author and performer.
An audiobook of Don Quijote De La Mancha and below the title it says "Read by cervantes"
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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donjheath.bsky.social
Hot wings

Kingfisher. Photo by Gisela Delpho.
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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xjamarkleyx.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
tedmagee.bsky.social
the camera and a photo
A Brownie Special Six-16 camera, introduced 1938, with a roll of 120 film and some plastic adaptors to make the film fit in the camera (which would use 616 film but it is no longer made) a long 2-hour exposure of the night sky, with bright orange from light leaks on the edges and lots of dust on the image. The stars are stretched into curving streaks as time passed during the exposure.
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
tedmagee.bsky.social
Pretty hot stuff. Photo by me, 2020
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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a person dressed as a fully-armored knight with a sword on their belt. They are also holding a large assault-rifle in one hand
November 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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A social media account "San Miguel Sheriff" posted that "A large boulder the size of a large boulder is blocking the southbound lane Hwy 145"... with an image A social media account "San Miguel Sheriff" posted that "Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking" a road, and the post includes an image of the rock on the road
November 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Text above the image: Waitress: how is everything? Me: a coyote or wolf with a large rodent hanging out of its mouth as it eats.
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Text: Nobody: Me: Ever think about this? The image below shows two versions of the Hamburger Helper character. On the left, he has his big smile, as always, and on the right is a kind of x-ray version showing a bizarre skeleton in which he has two legs and four arms and a skull right in the middle
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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unknown artist
A diagram of a movie theater with what looks like an endless black screen of credits on it. An arrow suggests that the theater should move down next to the credits, like an elevator, as opposed to the credits moving up on the screen. Either way, the viewing experience would be the same. But it's an odd diagram.
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM