Ted Geoghegan
@tedgeoghegan.bsky.social
Overly-emotional bi dad who loves cartoons and horror, hosts trivia, and is occasionally lucky enough to make movies // WE ARE STILL HERE. MOHAWK. BROOKLYN 45.
After months of saving, my family is flying to Las Vegas early tomorrow morning for a short two-day trip before heading up to Montana to see my mom and sister. The new threats of flight cancellations are stressing this already-stressed air traveler. Tell me something good. I need my nerves calmed.
November 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
After months of saving, my family is flying to Las Vegas early tomorrow morning for a short two-day trip before heading up to Montana to see my mom and sister. The new threats of flight cancellations are stressing this already-stressed air traveler. Tell me something good. I need my nerves calmed.
I was inspired to revisit 2019's BODY AT BRIGHTON ROCK yesterday and god damn, that movie slaps so hard, it could leave a bruise. If you haven't seen Roxanne Benjamin's tense, ghostly, animal-horror, put it at the top of your list. It's freakin' *GREAT*.
November 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I was inspired to revisit 2019's BODY AT BRIGHTON ROCK yesterday and god damn, that movie slaps so hard, it could leave a bruise. If you haven't seen Roxanne Benjamin's tense, ghostly, animal-horror, put it at the top of your list. It's freakin' *GREAT*.
I have thought every single trailer for this new PREDATOR movie looked like total ass. Hokey creature design, goofy CGI, a PG-13 rating, and slo-mo Matrix backflips? Oof.
Now I'm hearing from basically all of my critic pals that it's absolutely awesome and, well... I'm eager to eat my words!
Now I'm hearing from basically all of my critic pals that it's absolutely awesome and, well... I'm eager to eat my words!
November 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I have thought every single trailer for this new PREDATOR movie looked like total ass. Hokey creature design, goofy CGI, a PG-13 rating, and slo-mo Matrix backflips? Oof.
Now I'm hearing from basically all of my critic pals that it's absolutely awesome and, well... I'm eager to eat my words!
Now I'm hearing from basically all of my critic pals that it's absolutely awesome and, well... I'm eager to eat my words!
Can you imagine how rad it would be if our fair city could ditch one million racist weirdos in one massive “exododus”?
November 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Can you imagine how rad it would be if our fair city could ditch one million racist weirdos in one massive “exododus”?
A sixth season of the creepy radio drama Tales from Beyond the Pale was just announced and the photo Glass Eye Pix chose to use of co-creators Larry Fessenden and Glenn McQuaid is a godddamned all-timer.
(Oh yeah, and I'm directing one!)
(Oh yeah, and I'm directing one!)
October 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
A sixth season of the creepy radio drama Tales from Beyond the Pale was just announced and the photo Glass Eye Pix chose to use of co-creators Larry Fessenden and Glenn McQuaid is a godddamned all-timer.
(Oh yeah, and I'm directing one!)
(Oh yeah, and I'm directing one!)
You should only be interested if it's the first-of-its-kind that doesn't openly discriminate against LGBTQ+ people, doesn't funnel its profits into hate organizations that destroy lives, doesn't go out of their way to only hire Christian employees, and doesn't lick the president's boots.
October 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
You should only be interested if it's the first-of-its-kind that doesn't openly discriminate against LGBTQ+ people, doesn't funnel its profits into hate organizations that destroy lives, doesn't go out of their way to only hire Christian employees, and doesn't lick the president's boots.
The beautiful 124-year-old East Wing of The White House, all of which is owned by The United States National Park Service, is being destroyed this week without any authorization.
And yes, that includes the demolition of the first family’s beloved movie theater, constructed in 1942.
And yes, that includes the demolition of the first family’s beloved movie theater, constructed in 1942.
October 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The beautiful 124-year-old East Wing of The White House, all of which is owned by The United States National Park Service, is being destroyed this week without any authorization.
And yes, that includes the demolition of the first family’s beloved movie theater, constructed in 1942.
And yes, that includes the demolition of the first family’s beloved movie theater, constructed in 1942.
Excalibur is a monumentally better team than The X-Men.
October 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Excalibur is a monumentally better team than The X-Men.
Post something that brings instant happiness.
October 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Post something that brings instant happiness.
This shot from A NEW HOPE is regularly the butt of “Why don’t they have guardrails?!” jokes, but I’ve always wondered how these guys were able to stand ten feet away from a laser blast powerful enough to blow up an entire planet.
This, friends, is what keeps me up at night.
This, friends, is what keeps me up at night.
October 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This shot from A NEW HOPE is regularly the butt of “Why don’t they have guardrails?!” jokes, but I’ve always wondered how these guys were able to stand ten feet away from a laser blast powerful enough to blow up an entire planet.
This, friends, is what keeps me up at night.
This, friends, is what keeps me up at night.
I'm gonna say this again,for the presidents in the back...
👏 THAT'S 👏 NOT 👏 HOW 👏 TARIFFS 👏 WORK 👏
👏 THAT'S 👏 NOT 👏 HOW 👏 TARIFFS 👏 WORK 👏
September 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I'm gonna say this again,for the presidents in the back...
👏 THAT'S 👏 NOT 👏 HOW 👏 TARIFFS 👏 WORK 👏
👏 THAT'S 👏 NOT 👏 HOW 👏 TARIFFS 👏 WORK 👏
Photo description: Left, a man wearing a shirt that reads "Trump 2020: Make Liberals Cry Again." Right, a man holding a MAGA hat, outside a church where numerous people were murdered by the man on the left, probably trying to figure out how to blame this on immigrants and trans people.
September 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Photo description: Left, a man wearing a shirt that reads "Trump 2020: Make Liberals Cry Again." Right, a man holding a MAGA hat, outside a church where numerous people were murdered by the man on the left, probably trying to figure out how to blame this on immigrants and trans people.
Morning in America.
September 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Morning in America.
Excuse me, but fucking WHAT??
September 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Excuse me, but fucking WHAT??
CNN felt like they needed an entire article, available to paying subscribers only, to explain why a billionaire supports Trump.
September 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
CNN felt like they needed an entire article, available to paying subscribers only, to explain why a billionaire supports Trump.
With love,
Your friend Ted
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Your friend Ted
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September 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
With love,
Your friend Ted
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Your friend Ted
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Melania: "Sevennnnnnn dayssss..."
September 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Melania: "Sevennnnnnn dayssss..."
Ah, I see Trump's taking a page from my three-year-old toddler's book and using the "Stop it, dada. Is done. No talk about it anymore" defense.
September 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Ah, I see Trump's taking a page from my three-year-old toddler's book and using the "Stop it, dada. Is done. No talk about it anymore" defense.
How can it be that Wes Craven has been gone ten years today? Time goes too fast, man. ❤️🩹
August 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
How can it be that Wes Craven has been gone ten years today? Time goes too fast, man. ❤️🩹
A man with this profile photo just told me I need to brush up on my horror knowledge.
August 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
A man with this profile photo just told me I need to brush up on my horror knowledge.
What were you doing tonight? I was hanging out with the best human around.
August 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
What were you doing tonight? I was hanging out with the best human around.
Look what just arrived, @clarkcollis.bsky.social! Can’t wait to tear into it!
August 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Look what just arrived, @clarkcollis.bsky.social! Can’t wait to tear into it!