getting unemployment flashbacks in the Fry’s on Grant/1st
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
getting unemployment flashbacks in the Fry’s on Grant/1st
drinking a mouldy pint at an establishment in town, wondering if any of my friends are going to show up
October 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
drinking a mouldy pint at an establishment in town, wondering if any of my friends are going to show up
if I write my stories in Geeza Pro do they by default become seminal texts on the working class?
October 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
if I write my stories in Geeza Pro do they by default become seminal texts on the working class?
went to buy some sparkling water at the science cafe and got rained on pretty badly
October 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
went to buy some sparkling water at the science cafe and got rained on pretty badly
at the park eating an enormous bowl of pasta
October 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
at the park eating an enormous bowl of pasta
i've decided my life goal is to be the last person tweeting on this website
October 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
i've decided my life goal is to be the last person tweeting on this website
a few years ago, I came down with the worst flu of my life and spent the week in bed watching the Jane Goodall documentary about gorillas in bed. I don’t think I ever finished it. I was in and out sleep a lot, and would just wake up and rewind it to a bit that seemed familiar
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
a few years ago, I came down with the worst flu of my life and spent the week in bed watching the Jane Goodall documentary about gorillas in bed. I don’t think I ever finished it. I was in and out sleep a lot, and would just wake up and rewind it to a bit that seemed familiar
taken up porch cigarettes again
September 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
taken up porch cigarettes again
taking a break from work to check in on the sharks www.ocearch.org/tracker/
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September 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
taking a break from work to check in on the sharks www.ocearch.org/tracker/
committing class warfare at Sprouts
August 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
committing class warfare at Sprouts
thought about making a BLT earlier (I don't usually eat BLTs) but decided against it
July 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
thought about making a BLT earlier (I don't usually eat BLTs) but decided against it
sometimes I wish I could scream like Paul McCartney
July 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
sometimes I wish I could scream like Paul McCartney
going to have a beer and maybe even a cigarette later
July 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
going to have a beer and maybe even a cigarette later
@limmy.com I watched Le Samourai the other night and thought the main guy looked a bit like you. A bit of a mix between Mulvaney and the Marti Pellow sketch guy.
July 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
@limmy.com I watched Le Samourai the other night and thought the main guy looked a bit like you. A bit of a mix between Mulvaney and the Marti Pellow sketch guy.
just left a generous tip at a diner outside Las Vegas like I didn’t just lose it all on the slots
June 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
just left a generous tip at a diner outside Las Vegas like I didn’t just lose it all on the slots
just drank some water at Hoover Dam
June 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
just drank some water at Hoover Dam
in other news, Che Guevara appeared in my pint glass the other night. the revolution is near my friends
June 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
in other news, Che Guevara appeared in my pint glass the other night. the revolution is near my friends
an associate of mine just told me someone is cycling thru a park in Seattle with a cup of milk dangling from the rim of their mouth. the milk was going everywhere!
June 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
an associate of mine just told me someone is cycling thru a park in Seattle with a cup of milk dangling from the rim of their mouth. the milk was going everywhere!
just got my windscreen replaced by a guy with some pretty cool sunglasses I must say
May 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
just got my windscreen replaced by a guy with some pretty cool sunglasses I must say
had my first DQ yesterday. sadly, my friend spoiled the bit where they tip the blizzard upside down at the window. but besides from that it was a good experience
May 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
had my first DQ yesterday. sadly, my friend spoiled the bit where they tip the blizzard upside down at the window. but besides from that it was a good experience
bananas are too small in this country
May 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
bananas are too small in this country
I was meant to bluesky something about there being no pope but I guess that’s all water under the bridge now
May 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I was meant to bluesky something about there being no pope but I guess that’s all water under the bridge now
had that cigarette I was talking about
May 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
had that cigarette I was talking about
i'm just saying
this season will be a reboot of 05/06. going to fall away in the league and clean-sheet it to the Champions League final with Lewis-Skelly at LB (Flamini). Raya sent off (two yellows in the same phase of play). Gabriel puts us up 0-1. Neto lets two goals in at his near post. 2-1 Barca.
April 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
i'm just saying