I’m sorry, what????

I've been wanting to make this for a long time

🧵 Hey all! I’m accepting commissions for drawing custom, one of a kind little guys, pay what you can ($5 min) to raise money for Frank’s surgery on his torn ACL. He has needed this surgery for the past year, and when I had almost enough saved up I had to replace my water heater. More details 👇

Thought I was getting a great deal on a milking table but it was the old trick of actually being a 12:1 miniature. Great news for the dang mouse on the motorcycle I guess. Assuming he likes foregrounding and eroticizing the ineradicable element of separateness in even the most intimate connection

can confirm this game whips ass and is worth full price if not more

bread time let's have a bread

the cold phone is very hard to find on the internet nowadays. here it is the cold phone

“I gotta get outta here.”

- First thing I think when I arrive somewhere.

I like the word “homelab” because it often is used to describe torrenting anime like it’s a science experiment.

logging on

i would take The Substance. i dont really give a fuck about 24 year old me getting his nut off but the part where i could sleep on the cold bathroom floor for a week at a time sounds pretty damn good

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