No thank you.

Sincerely, Texas

I am an adult and my wife has to get on to me because I'm the one trying to sneak them in!

But what about when he reboots and it clears his cache?

Dafuk? As yes, The Constitution was written securely on an iPad w/o CISA.

“While it’s unlikely we could get rid of CISA, we survived for what, 248 years without them,” Paul said. “I think a lot of what they do is intrusive, and I’d like to end their intrusions into the First Amendment.” -Rand Paul

I always felt we were one tweet away from making him an evil villain with a lair and it turns out I was right. Cue the sharks with lasers...

Not the hero we need but the hero we deserve lol

There will be no recess appointments! Now that's settled we are all going out for McDonald's and won't be back for a bit (wink).

Just tell them we moved to Threads

We should just toss a libbot on Twitter and let it handle the arguments.

I don't know that it would matter. Now, I'm not saying we shouldn't lobby and report on anything nefarious - I'm just saying don't get your hopes up that it will have any real effect other than enraging us further. :/

I suspect that by the end it will just be maga people arguing with liberal bots fronted by Russia.

I can see Trump telling Putin not to escalate was super helpful. /s

Great work, ma'am - one step at a time

You must know my grandmother lol

I'm watching a 25% loading circle like most everyone else.

Come on guys, Ted Cruz wouldn't even fuck Ted Cruz...

Hey @mcuban.bsky.social, while you are at it can you make a call and get this Netflix issue resolved? Thanks buddy!

Trump said no taxes on overtime pay - plot twist, he is probably just going to do away with overtime altogether.

Yup!