Team Technoblade
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Team Technoblade
@teamtechnoblade.bsky.social
Official account of Technoblade.com. Imposters can hippity hoppity.
Wake up. ☕️⚔️ Some cozy winter merch is on its way.
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Last day to preorder this shirt. You know you want to cut a dash in this fine rig, you dandy devils! #technomerch
October 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Opening Weekend begins at Techno U #AcademyofAnarchy
August 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The site is locked. Password will be texted on Friday. Don’t be late to class. #AcademyofAnarchy
July 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Welcome to the #AcademyofAnarchy - new merch drops 8/1 if you have the password.
July 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
If you wanted 20 million subs merch, it’s now or never.
June 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Defer the consequences of your bad decisions with Shop Pay. #technobladeneverpaysinfull
June 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Order window closes Wednesday night (midnight EST) on all 20 Million Subs merch and “That’s a Legend” merch. #technoblade #longlivetheking
June 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
GOOOOOOLD 👑👑👑 Don’t sleep on the card deck.
June 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
12 pm EST… at Technoblade.com and YouTube. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TECHNO!!!!
June 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
From the family album: 9 year old proto-techno. 26th birthday bash tomorrow (Sunday) is going to blow your mind. #technoblade #technobladeneverdies #longlivetheking
May 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
May 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
May 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
This coin was designed for the 15 million subs drop but never released.

How would you update for 20 million, and what should it say on the back?
May 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
June 1 - Get ready for the biggest drop ever - Happy Birthday to the KING and the LEGEND #technobladeneverdies
May 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
199% - WE WIN THESE - SOMETHING BIG KICKING OFF ON TECHNOBLADE.COM TOMORROW #technobladeneverdies❤️ #technoblade
May 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Listen to the dog.
May 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Legends never die
May 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM