Team Technoblade
@teamtechnoblade.bsky.social
Official account of Technoblade.com. Imposters can hippity hoppity.
Wake up. ☕️⚔️ Some cozy winter merch is on its way.
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Wake up. ☕️⚔️ Some cozy winter merch is on its way.
Last day to preorder this shirt. You know you want to cut a dash in this fine rig, you dandy devils! #technomerch
October 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Last day to preorder this shirt. You know you want to cut a dash in this fine rig, you dandy devils! #technomerch
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GHOST KING HOODIES AND TSHIRTS THAT GLOW IN THE DARK AVAILABLE AT technoblade.com RIGHT NOW!
October 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
GHOST KING HOODIES AND TSHIRTS THAT GLOW IN THE DARK AVAILABLE AT technoblade.com RIGHT NOW!
FYI, there are only 35 of the blue #AcademyOfAnarchy sweatshirts left
August 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
FYI, there are only 35 of the blue #AcademyOfAnarchy sweatshirts left
Opening Weekend begins at Techno U #AcademyofAnarchy
August 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Opening Weekend begins at Techno U #AcademyofAnarchy
The site is locked. Password will be texted on Friday. Don’t be late to class. #AcademyofAnarchy
July 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The site is locked. Password will be texted on Friday. Don’t be late to class. #AcademyofAnarchy
Subscribe to Textnoblade! 🐷💬 Text “TECHNO” to 1-844-531-2383 before Friday and be eternally grateful.
July 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Subscribe to Textnoblade! 🐷💬 Text “TECHNO” to 1-844-531-2383 before Friday and be eternally grateful.
Welcome to the #AcademyofAnarchy - new merch drops 8/1 if you have the password.
July 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Welcome to the #AcademyofAnarchy - new merch drops 8/1 if you have the password.
A new drop is on the way. Pay attention or miss it.
July 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
A new drop is on the way. Pay attention or miss it.
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Dear Technoblade cool people,
Please do something for me, show up for the Blade today. I don't care if you are old or new. Make sure you're signed up for the emails from technoblade.com, follow @teamtechnoblade.bsky.social and help us make sure his legacy lives on and you know what we're up to.
Please do something for me, show up for the Blade today. I don't care if you are old or new. Make sure you're signed up for the emails from technoblade.com, follow @teamtechnoblade.bsky.social and help us make sure his legacy lives on and you know what we're up to.
June 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Dear Technoblade cool people,
Please do something for me, show up for the Blade today. I don't care if you are old or new. Make sure you're signed up for the emails from technoblade.com, follow @teamtechnoblade.bsky.social and help us make sure his legacy lives on and you know what we're up to.
Please do something for me, show up for the Blade today. I don't care if you are old or new. Make sure you're signed up for the emails from technoblade.com, follow @teamtechnoblade.bsky.social and help us make sure his legacy lives on and you know what we're up to.
If you wanted 20 million subs merch, it’s now or never.
June 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
If you wanted 20 million subs merch, it’s now or never.
Defer the consequences of your bad decisions with Shop Pay. #technobladeneverpaysinfull
June 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Defer the consequences of your bad decisions with Shop Pay. #technobladeneverpaysinfull
Order window closes Wednesday night (midnight EST) on all 20 Million Subs merch and “That’s a Legend” merch. #technoblade #longlivetheking
June 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Order window closes Wednesday night (midnight EST) on all 20 Million Subs merch and “That’s a Legend” merch. #technoblade #longlivetheking
LAST CHANCE TO GET COINS. Sunday night at midnight EST, pre-order closes. Order now or live in regret. #technoblade #20millionsubs #longlivetheking
June 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
LAST CHANCE TO GET COINS. Sunday night at midnight EST, pre-order closes. Order now or live in regret. #technoblade #20millionsubs #longlivetheking
GOOOOOOLD 👑👑👑 Don’t sleep on the card deck.
June 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
GOOOOOOLD 👑👑👑 Don’t sleep on the card deck.
Sticker sheet by fan artist @calciferiguess.bsky.social! Get one and give them a follow. technoblade.com/products/tha...
Technoblade 'That's A Legend' Sticker Sheet
Official Technoblade merchandise • High quality vinyl sticker sheet• "Legends" Themed stickers featuring fan art by @calciferiguess• Sheet dimensions: 8.5" W x 7.33" H
technoblade.com
June 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Sticker sheet by fan artist @calciferiguess.bsky.social! Get one and give them a follow. technoblade.com/products/tha...
Pro-tip for saving on shipping costs: convert more techno fans in your city and order together. 💥📦
June 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Pro-tip for saving on shipping costs: convert more techno fans in your city and order together. 💥📦
Coins sold out in under 8 minutes. We’ve re-opened for preorder. We love the tears, but love the fans more.
June 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Coins sold out in under 8 minutes. We’ve re-opened for preorder. We love the tears, but love the fans more.
12 pm EST… at Technoblade.com and YouTube. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TECHNO!!!!
June 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
12 pm EST… at Technoblade.com and YouTube. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TECHNO!!!!
From the family album: 9 year old proto-techno. 26th birthday bash tomorrow (Sunday) is going to blow your mind. #technoblade #technobladeneverdies #longlivetheking
May 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
From the family album: 9 year old proto-techno. 26th birthday bash tomorrow (Sunday) is going to blow your mind. #technoblade #technobladeneverdies #longlivetheking
May 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
May 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
20 million subs is imminent. Keep eyes on YouTube tonight. #Techno20mil youtu.be/ANqPPQetxDo?...
The Sound Will Be Heard Again
YouTube video by Technoblade
youtu.be
May 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
20 million subs is imminent. Keep eyes on YouTube tonight. #Techno20mil youtu.be/ANqPPQetxDo?...
Prepare for utter destitution
If you actually make the coins I will be so poor
May 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Prepare for utter destitution
This coin was designed for the 15 million subs drop but never released.
How would you update for 20 million, and what should it say on the back?
How would you update for 20 million, and what should it say on the back?
May 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This coin was designed for the 15 million subs drop but never released.
How would you update for 20 million, and what should it say on the back?
How would you update for 20 million, and what should it say on the back?