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teaDragon 🌈🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️
@teadragonhoard.bsky.social
She/They, Queer, 30s, 🔞only pls, Surviving the horrors with weaponized whimsy, teaDragon on ao3
Big Bang fic is up! Huge shoutout to my betas, @fernfronds.bsky.social and @appleteeth.bsky.social for all your support and hard work! This is so much longer than I thought it would be omg 😅 And thank you to my incredible artist @fortunatafox.bsky.social it was such a dream to get to work with you 💜
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
For Take Two Tuesday have a promo for my 2023 big bang fic. It’s my overall favourite ofmd fic I’ve written, with critical levels of whimsy, dramatic imagery, and upsetting backstory 😅 it’s also been blessed by some phenomenal art from @ixwin.bsky.social 😍 archiveofourown.org/works/513519...
August 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My beautiful print from @dorywhynot.bsky.social has arrived! ❤️❤️ It’s gorgeous! Right in time for me to gaze at lovingly for inspiration while I plot out my angsty stede summer long fic 😍 Thank you so much! Oh fancy Stede, we’re really in it now 👀
July 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
This is Honorious T. Owlivander but we just call him Owly. I tried to walk away from him in the store but I couldn’t 😖❤️ he can see into every dimension all at once, so he comes across a little vacant and is very confused, but that’s okay. 20/10 fluffy squashy friend 🦉
May 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Please enjoy 25k of emotional Stede whump and Ed taking care of him. This was my attempt to write something ‘short’ while warming up for long fic writing season, lol

archiveofourown.org/works/65490766
May 12, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Giving him alll the hugs and acceptance ❤️
April 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Arthur is a classic. And I know this isn’t technically a cartoon, but Pingu! Stop motion my beloved ❤️🐧 TVO Kids had a lot of pretty good live action/puppetry shows as well at the time, like Big Comfy Couch, Mr. Dress Up, and Art Attack (no puppetry sadly, but still a fantastic show!)
March 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
😊 Partial credit goes to my sister tho! She came over with her fancy photography camera and did a whole photoshoot when I was considering opening an online store for these. They look SO good thanks to her! Here’s another pic we did for scale 🐙🥢 you’re not the only one who thinks he looks tasty…
February 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I donated a few of my hand-felted creatures for this! Looking for a comfy new home are a little kraken, rosy maple moth, and a seagull (probably not a sea witch or vengeful widow…probably).
February 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I could see him being a poodle. I mean, the hair and fashion possibilities are compelling! but I could also see him as one of those small happy little ones with the shorter curly fur
February 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I sadly don’t have any pets, but please accept this little kraken I made 🐙
January 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
And yes, it’s not a terribly good drawing. but I drew it at the front desk, on some scrap paper, and it really does look quite a bit like the silly little guy. And ai art cannot do that. 3/3
January 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
November 14, 2024 at 9:55 PM