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Teacup Captor

@teacup-captor.bsky.social

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Capturer of teacups /j
All pronouns
Queer asf (making out with all ur parents rn)
Tumblr user. I will not apologize for my tumblrisms
Adult years of age
Fucking OBSESSED with SCP:FUA and HFTR
Info abt comms at: https://teacup-captor.carrd.co/

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Teacup Captor @teacup-captor.bsky.social · Feb 23

Toe carrots 🥕
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Teacup Captor's Podcast Progression

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Nyx.

@nightinthewoods.bsky.social

A picture with mae borowski sleeping and text above reads honk mimimi

October 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM

Teacup Captor

@teacup-captor.bsky.social

Everyone's favorite immortal asshole
#themechanisms #themechs #jonnydville #jonnyd'ville

A photo edit of Jonny D'Ville. His back is facing the camera and his right arm is raised aiming a gun. He's in a black shirt with his vest on. His hair is very short. He's on a red galaxy background with a gentle black shadow behind him. There's various PNGs all over the image. There is a scribbled black heart shape. There are three coka cola bottle caps. There's an ascii cartoon cat with a tilted head saying "meow". There's written text that reads "I love you but I hate me". There's big written text that reads "Freak". There's red text with a black outline that says "Devil" in a fancy font. There's white text with a black outline that says "- I'd walk through fire for you" in a typewriter font. There's two received texts that read "I dont like people / But I like you". There's two sent texts that read "That sounds illegal / I'm in".

A photo edit of Jonny D'Ville. he's wearing a white shirt with no vest and a brown belt. He's got black pants and he's sitting on a wooden box. He's leaning over to the side holding a mic in one hand and the black box from the bifrost incident in the other. He's edited to have brown pointy dog ears and a drawn fluffy tail. He has some blush edited on. He's on top of a beige texas desert background with a cog overlay. There's a tumbleweed behind him. There's pngs of a gun, a harmonica, a cowboy hat, a microphone and some blood splatters. In the top left corner there's some chains. In the bottom left corner there's a big blood splatter with a gentle red glow. In the bottom right corner there's a dried bush.

October 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM

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S. T. Huntress 🐦‍⬛🎃

@sthuntress.bsky.social

"Inspector 2nd class, Lyfrassir Edda. Signing off. Good luck."

Track 12: "Terminus" from The Bifrost Incident, album by The Mechanisms

#TheBifrostIncident #TBI #TheMechanisms #Fanart #Neon

August 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM

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Oliver/Jonny [He/They]🏳️‍⚧️ (Commissions open)

@chaoticmanoliver.bsky.social

-Patching-
My fav siblings from the mechanisms :3

I have commissions open over kirke

kirke.social/chaotic_man_...
__________________
#themechanisms #themechs #nastyarasputina #jonnyd'ville #digitalart #ownart

August 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM

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💕 oily 🌈 ceo of not!sasha 🎠

@agentlove.bsky.social

started a realtime relisten of hymns in honor of the one-year anniversary of the first episode! i love this podcast so much, i got legitimately misty-eyed hearing copper and co sing for the first time again.

[ @hodgepodgeaudio.bsky.social #hftr #hymnspod #hymnsfortheroad #amberhftr #copperhftr ]

Digital art of Amber and Copper from the first episode of Hymns for the Road. Amber is depicted as a pale person with curly red hair, a tan blouse, and an orange overall dress. Copper is depicted as an olive-skinned Asian teenager with choppy dark shoulder-length hair and a patchwork shawl. They're in a parking lot with dead trees, a distant convenience store with red windows, and an orange sky. They look uneasily at something offscreen, and Amber says "...Oh... I think you should stop looking. You might throw up."

September 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM

Teacup Captor

@teacup-captor.bsky.social

Do you remember when I used to post here?? Yeah me neither go follow me on tumblr I'm teacup-captor there. I reblog good posts and I write mediocre ones

October 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM

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💕 oily 🌈 ceo of not!sasha 🎠

@agentlove.bsky.social

when I am queen they all will see, the patron saint of self-injury

[ #tmafanart #tma #tmas5 #themagnusarchives #melanieking #georgiebarker #wtgfs ]

Digital art of Melanie and Georgie from The Magnus Archives. They're haloed over a black and red background, with lineart glowing behind them with faces obscured by the haloes. Melanie is depicted as a pale fat woman with short, choppy black emo hair. Georgie is depicted as a fat Black woman with long dark hair and running makeup. They're wearing haggard clothes, stitched and bloody. Georgie is leaning away from her halo and Melanie is holding her cane.

August 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM

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wooby

@ruby.gay

you would not believe your eyes

Kye ✈️ ☃️ @kye.myatproto.social · Aug 24

halo 3 coke and fries

August 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM

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🌈🐛 S4MM1 S4F3TYP1N 🐛🌈

@deepbluejeer.bsky.social

👎︎⚐︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ☜︎✞︎☜︎☠︎ 😐︎☠︎⚐︎🕈︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎✡︎❼︎☼︎☜︎ ☹︎✡︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ❄︎⚐︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎✍︎

[ #tma #themagnusarchives #michaeldistortion ]

Jon (a black cat with short black hair, a red hoodie, and pockmarked scars on his face) leans over a desk in conversation with Elias (an orange anglerfish with gray-green eyes, a large beard, and a gray suit).

The background has a swirling pattern. Within it is the distorted form of Michael, a yellow cat with a dark, toothy grin and sneering, swollen eyes. She has yellow ringlets with ice at the tips, and massive, gnarled hands with excessive joints that reach towards Jon and Elias. There are dark frostbite scars all over her body.

Dialogue in pixelated text, spoken by Elias, going down the image reads:
“I understand why Gertrude waited so long to find a new assistant.
The previous one, Michael Shelley…
Her brilliance was irreplaceable.
However, her life… …was cut short.
One day, they went out on a mission and…
Well. I needn’t gossip.
After all, it’s rude to talk about someone who’s listening.”

August 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM

Teacup Captor

@teacup-captor.bsky.social

Hello everyone! I am still alive. Consider this an official Teacup Update

August 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM

Teacup Captor

@teacup-captor.bsky.social

I am still alive folks, great news right

August 19, 2025 at 6:40 AM

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Sam Reich

@samreich.bsky.social

two reich's don't make a wrong

A photo of Sam Reich with his father Robert Reich on the set of 'Outvoted'.

August 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM

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Hodgepodge Audio 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

@hodgepodgeaudio.bsky.social

Hymns for the Road has made the final slate at the People's Choice Podcast Awards! A huge thank-you to everyone who nominated it, we are so happy that it made the final slate! Make sure to check out the other entries as well. We're looking forward to seeing the winner!

#audiodrama #hymnspod