T.B. Tanzi
@tbtanzi.bsky.social
Sharing the ridiculousness so we all laugh together in the front row seat of this thing we call life. Sarcasm is my second language. Also sharing humorous stories. Please click the links when they appear. 🪄🤓📚
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#5amwritersclub. It’s what’s for breakfast. 😁
a woman in a blue apron is preparing food in a kitchen and asking for breakfast .
Alt: a woman in a blue apron, Alice from the Brady Bunch, is preparing food in a kitchen and asking for breakfast .
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May 22, 2025 at 8:54 AM
#5amwritersclub. It’s what’s for breakfast. 😁
Yo, #5amwritersclub! Word is out that one of my family members got in trouble last night for confronting a school yard bully at a recital. 👏 Life tip: Don’t be a bully and the Italians don’t come for you. 😎 Next book chapter is writing itself. I miss all the good stuff late at night.
May 21, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Yo, #5amwritersclub! Word is out that one of my family members got in trouble last night for confronting a school yard bully at a recital. 👏 Life tip: Don’t be a bully and the Italians don’t come for you. 😎 Next book chapter is writing itself. I miss all the good stuff late at night.
Welcoming myself to #5amwritersclub. Yay me! Don’t tell me I actually have to perform now… 😁✍️🎭
May 20, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Welcoming myself to #5amwritersclub. Yay me! Don’t tell me I actually have to perform now… 😁✍️🎭
The pizza oven has broken. My boss wants to know if I can read the Italian repair instructions. No, but I can bless it really well in Italian curses thanks to my Sicilian grandparents. 🤌🇮🇹🤬
May 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The pizza oven has broken. My boss wants to know if I can read the Italian repair instructions. No, but I can bless it really well in Italian curses thanks to my Sicilian grandparents. 🤌🇮🇹🤬
I have become so good at toasting bread in a cast iron pan with olive oil, I need my own cooking show. 👩🏻🍳
a cartoon chef is cooking in a kitchen with a frying pan and a spoon .
Alt: a cartoon chef is cooking in a kitchen with a frying pan and a spoon .
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May 16, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I have become so good at toasting bread in a cast iron pan with olive oil, I need my own cooking show. 👩🏻🍳
Here for #5amwritersclub. But first, laundry.
a man is pushing a washing machine in a laundry room .
Alt: a man is dancing next to a washing machine in a laundry room .
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May 16, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Here for #5amwritersclub. But first, laundry.
The Pointer Sisters are so excited that they just can't hide it. As I am at the beginning of my work day, I can't say the same. Luckily, Billy Joel is now here claiming not to have started the fire and to that, I can relate. 🔥🎶 #ThursdayVibes 🤘
May 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The Pointer Sisters are so excited that they just can't hide it. As I am at the beginning of my work day, I can't say the same. Luckily, Billy Joel is now here claiming not to have started the fire and to that, I can relate. 🔥🎶 #ThursdayVibes 🤘
Greetings, #5amwritersclub. Let the magic begin. 😁
May 15, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Greetings, #5amwritersclub. Let the magic begin. 😁
Sliding in under the hour to say I have arrived for #5amwritersclub! I blame the medicine! ✍️📚 And the #WritingCommunity cheers! 🎉🎉🎉
a baseball game is being played in a stadium with an ad for state farm
Alt: a baseball game is being played with a player sliding home
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May 14, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Sliding in under the hour to say I have arrived for #5amwritersclub! I blame the medicine! ✍️📚 And the #WritingCommunity cheers! 🎉🎉🎉
I have written three chapters today so far.🫡 I expect tributes and a statue.🗿 I'll settle for chocolate and a gas card instead. 💰
May 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I have written three chapters today so far.🫡 I expect tributes and a statue.🗿 I'll settle for chocolate and a gas card instead. 💰
Good Morning, #5amwritersclub! Tis the season and I am voting myself most likely to edit a chapter today. 😁👩🏻🎓Maestro, music please! 🎶 As I strut down the walkway to my kitchen counter, note the pen I pick up for this momentous occasion… ✍️📚🤣 #WritingCommunity
May 13, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Good Morning, #5amwritersclub! Tis the season and I am voting myself most likely to edit a chapter today. 😁👩🏻🎓Maestro, music please! 🎶 As I strut down the walkway to my kitchen counter, note the pen I pick up for this momentous occasion… ✍️📚🤣 #WritingCommunity
Good Morning, #5amwritersclub! Holidays and family get togethers garner love and more material for my next book chapter. It also yields another email to 23andMe to check my genetic test results, please. 🙏 #WritingCommunity
May 12, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Good Morning, #5amwritersclub! Holidays and family get togethers garner love and more material for my next book chapter. It also yields another email to 23andMe to check my genetic test results, please. 🙏 #WritingCommunity
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms. It's the one day a year I am not allowed to threaten mine with Shady Pines and she knows it. 💐💖🤷♀️
a woman says shady pines ma in a green sweater
ALT: a woman says shady pines ma in a green sweater
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May 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Happy Mother's Day to all the moms. It's the one day a year I am not allowed to threaten mine with Shady Pines and she knows it. 💐💖🤷♀️
Started today off with an #earthquake, currently in the middle of a torrential downpour, if the locusts show up, I'm leaving the state. 👋🦗
May 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Started today off with an #earthquake, currently in the middle of a torrential downpour, if the locusts show up, I'm leaving the state. 👋🦗