Tater Mortakai
@tatermort.bsky.social
I am a human on a sphere rotating throughout a system that is only one of many in the known greater world... That may not have an end 🫣
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You ask me what the fuck I'm talking about like I'm supposed to know.
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
You ask me what the fuck I'm talking about like I'm supposed to know.
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I love LA, once i heard a guy having a very intense phone call discussing the ethics of his project which would “turn every single person on earth into a weapon” and it turned out to be a martial arts youtube channel
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I love LA, once i heard a guy having a very intense phone call discussing the ethics of his project which would “turn every single person on earth into a weapon” and it turned out to be a martial arts youtube channel
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the prophecy says you have to shut up now
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
the prophecy says you have to shut up now
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AirBnB implies the existence of EarthBnB, WaterBnB, and FireBnB.
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 AM
AirBnB implies the existence of EarthBnB, WaterBnB, and FireBnB.
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I said "tooth hurty" and my dentist just blinked at me
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I said "tooth hurty" and my dentist just blinked at me
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oh no way, that's my favorite show on Netflix by Hulu+ Max HBO Max Just HBO No JK HBOMax Disney&Max x Paramount+-+ Premium
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
oh no way, that's my favorite show on Netflix by Hulu+ Max HBO Max Just HBO No JK HBOMax Disney&Max x Paramount+-+ Premium
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Boss: I need a second set of eyes on this report.
Arachnid employee: Got you covered all day, boss.
Arachnid employee: Got you covered all day, boss.
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Boss: I need a second set of eyes on this report.
Arachnid employee: Got you covered all day, boss.
Arachnid employee: Got you covered all day, boss.
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The devil, having tired of the details, is in the depression
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The devil, having tired of the details, is in the depression
I don't know what it is about being on the verge of sleep that makes me want to make heavy music
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I don't know what it is about being on the verge of sleep that makes me want to make heavy music
"Why don't you adjust those filters?"
Idk Tinder why don't you find me a fucking date
Idk Tinder why don't you find me a fucking date
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
"Why don't you adjust those filters?"
Idk Tinder why don't you find me a fucking date
Idk Tinder why don't you find me a fucking date
Is it bad that I go to bed already craving donuts for the next morning?..
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Is it bad that I go to bed already craving donuts for the next morning?..
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as an american, i find it very easy to imagine a hamburger. i appreciate when others put things in those terms
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
as an american, i find it very easy to imagine a hamburger. i appreciate when others put things in those terms
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I replaced the seat in my car with a toilet. You can’t imagine the freedom I feel when I’m flying down the highway, taking a shit.
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I replaced the seat in my car with a toilet. You can’t imagine the freedom I feel when I’m flying down the highway, taking a shit.
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I referred to someone as “sandwich bags” the other day and hope it catches on.
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I referred to someone as “sandwich bags” the other day and hope it catches on.
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it’s legal to tell other people’s dogs you love them. no one will stop you
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
it’s legal to tell other people’s dogs you love them. no one will stop you
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‘twas a silly place
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
‘twas a silly place
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I sneezed and somehow hurt my knee
November 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I sneezed and somehow hurt my knee
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Again, if you get a little sour cream or salad dressing on your phone, that’s good for it. That’s sustenance for the phone
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Again, if you get a little sour cream or salad dressing on your phone, that’s good for it. That’s sustenance for the phone
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Did it hurt?
When you ordered Chinese for yourself but they included 3 forks and fortune cookies?
When you ordered Chinese for yourself but they included 3 forks and fortune cookies?
October 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Did it hurt?
When you ordered Chinese for yourself but they included 3 forks and fortune cookies?
When you ordered Chinese for yourself but they included 3 forks and fortune cookies?
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Still seizing a day from 1998.
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Still seizing a day from 1998.
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“This tofu recipe helped me lose 30 pounds.” Yeah, because it was so disgusting you threw it out and starved instead.
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
“This tofu recipe helped me lose 30 pounds.” Yeah, because it was so disgusting you threw it out and starved instead.
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*grabs you by the lapel*
wtf is a lapel????
wtf is a lapel????
November 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
*grabs you by the lapel*
wtf is a lapel????
wtf is a lapel????
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mentally, i'm living in a cottage in a small town where it's always fall, visiting farmers’ markets, the library, coffee shops. i bake cozy recipes, grow my own stuff, read near the window when it rains, and watch my favorite shows.
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
mentally, i'm living in a cottage in a small town where it's always fall, visiting farmers’ markets, the library, coffee shops. i bake cozy recipes, grow my own stuff, read near the window when it rains, and watch my favorite shows.
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I don’t even spiral anymore. I just gently rotate like a flavorful rotisserie chicken
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I don’t even spiral anymore. I just gently rotate like a flavorful rotisserie chicken