Chris Allcock
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Chris Allcock
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Writer and Video Game Designer for hire. Wrangles words, finds fun. Opinions are my own!
A lot of people would be sore about that blunder, but I'm Sauria.
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Nope, in the manual! And, of course, it also implies the weird revelation that General Scales (known dinosaur) did not originate on Dinosaur Planet, because his name wouldn't have been "in its original language" if he did.

Not pictured: General Scales, former ruler of Timber's Island: Dino Domain.
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
One day we will have to get together and natter about it!

I will have pants.

And trousers.
November 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I don't think there's any coming back from that pizza basement episode though.

At least Eyepatch Wolf has an easy lynchpin for a future video.
November 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I'm going to fight through because I like to be outraged with the highest possible amount of gathered data.
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
And this is the B-Plot; the A-plot is riffing on the Hillary / Pizza Basement conspiracy theory! If the SImpsons went off the boil, this is upending the entire boiling pot over a passing orphan.
November 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
They just combined a landscape of papers and a sinkhole with a mincer-thing at the bottom into "A Shredlacc Pit", as in Sarlacc from off of Star Wars. That was the joke that came out of their writers' room.
November 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
He's Maxed out?!
November 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The first time I laid eyes on DETECTIVE Pikachu, it was pushing past my leg as I stepped onto the crime scene. I'd expected an exasperated "Pika..." but what I got was a "Freakin' reporters. Don't even give the dead time to cool."

"Don't worry," Dr. Psyduck assured me later. "It's always like that"
November 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Be careful not to travel backwards through time!
November 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
...Have you stolen my family?
November 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
If they do, my crude mousework will at least crater their views and ensure that nobody ever sees the video!
October 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM