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Pot Noodle on toast.
It's a comforting thought. He will, at some point soon, cease to breathe everyone else's air. 🤞
G'night you beautiful human🥰
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Sleep well Wren. 🥰😴
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
😱🤮
I keep hoping the Devil will take him, but I think trump is too evil & rancid for hell.
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Bald headed yoghurt slinger.. All I've got is a dongs spunky helmet.
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I might need an explanation here..

Wait.. bald headed yoghurt slinger?

Erm.. 😳🤭
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I'll tell you now.. Line 2 was 'serif'
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Same. Well played👍
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I know, I know. Bless 'em..
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Yeah, but the old fuckers vote more than the kids historically.
I'm trying not to be a gloomy doom-monger twat, but failing mostly..

I think all these polls saying reform are miles ahead are pretty much a load of bollocks though..
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Well, that's enough internet for me tonight..
November 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
True, but reform are getting so much publicity, it'll convince far too many that don't do politics to vote for them.

The last Council elections here, Lib Dems won (my MP is Lib Dem) but reform came second, 90 votes short.
The LibDem councillor lives here & is known, no idea who the reform guy is.🤷
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Woo Hoo!
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Do you get a lie in?
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I'm here too👋
Drunk, but here👍
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I've called the police.
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM