Brett Weed
@tarheelphan.bsky.social
Public health scientist, dad to a pack of three girls and three dogs, recovering biochemist, and Unicorn/Pirate/Tar Heel/Blue Jay.
The transportation system is breaking in real time.
November 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The transportation system is breaking in real time.
This goofball is celebrating her 10th birthday today
November 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
This goofball is celebrating her 10th birthday today
My wife had a meeting this week at which she received a confectionary White House as a parting gift. We noted it was inaccurate but were fortunately able to rectify the error.
October 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
My wife had a meeting this week at which she received a confectionary White House as a parting gift. We noted it was inaccurate but were fortunately able to rectify the error.
Spending a long weekend doing the full college tour of Philly with the oldest. Trying on being a Temple Owl, a Drexel Dragon, a St Joes Hawk, and a Penn Condescending Person. Bonus content has included seeing a Flyers OT winner, a drum circle in Fairmount Park, and the impact of PA’s transit cuts.
October 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Spending a long weekend doing the full college tour of Philly with the oldest. Trying on being a Temple Owl, a Drexel Dragon, a St Joes Hawk, and a Penn Condescending Person. Bonus content has included seeing a Flyers OT winner, a drum circle in Fairmount Park, and the impact of PA’s transit cuts.
The algorithm has decided I’m old and decrepit and have limited mobility.
October 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The algorithm has decided I’m old and decrepit and have limited mobility.
Spam text replies: Part 2. This bit is the entirety of my personality now.
October 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Spam text replies: Part 2. This bit is the entirety of my personality now.
Had a bit of fun with the spam text tonight.
October 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Had a bit of fun with the spam text tonight.
Talking to my colleagues who are going through their first government shutdown
October 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Talking to my colleagues who are going through their first government shutdown
Then how do you explain this
October 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Then how do you explain this
Help me understand this, @sickoscommittee.org
September 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Help me understand this, @sickoscommittee.org
Well that clears that up. The book “Christmas every day” takes place in 2052.
September 17, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Well that clears that up. The book “Christmas every day” takes place in 2052.
We may never know
September 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
We may never know
Wherein Google AI stumbles upon the secret of baseball players’ spontaneous generation.
August 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Wherein Google AI stumbles upon the secret of baseball players’ spontaneous generation.
My sister sketched out the radioactive shrimp. I claim credit for the caption.
August 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My sister sketched out the radioactive shrimp. I claim credit for the caption.
Researching multiple teeth is too much to ask
August 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Researching multiple teeth is too much to ask
Fam, it seems I don’t exist anymore
August 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Fam, it seems I don’t exist anymore
The dog sleeping position laboratory continues to innovate in ways we could never imagine.
August 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The dog sleeping position laboratory continues to innovate in ways we could never imagine.
@sickoscommittee.org—the beveling has escaped containment into non-sports contexts!
June 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
@sickoscommittee.org—the beveling has escaped containment into non-sports contexts!
Maggie (husky mix), Eleanor (Georgia black dog, small edition), Grace (Georgia black dog, medium edition)
May 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Maggie (husky mix), Eleanor (Georgia black dog, small edition), Grace (Georgia black dog, medium edition)
Did a thing today :)
May 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Did a thing today :)
Today in poorly considered truncations:
May 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Today in poorly considered truncations:
