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Somebody call IXII
I think I’d be a whatever bride but by god would I be a c*nty widower
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
What is with this pattern of waking up at 3:30 and not being able to fall back asleep
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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If I were running in next year's midterms, I'd be saying: Aussies are getting free electricity, and we're getting huge price spikes.

Because they built solar, and Trump is blocking it.
open.substack.com/pub/billmcki...
Free Electricity. Like, at no cost. For everyone. Now.
Let's talk about affordability, abundance, and Australia--and why thanks to Trump we can't have nice things
open.substack.com
November 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Lily Allen is going to have us chanting “sex addict, sex addict” at David Harbour like Kendrick had us dissing Drake
October 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
new lily allen rips
October 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I swear half the men in Burlington, VT nightlife take their inspo from Dobby
October 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I’ve probably put 80+ hours into this game already during beta. I can’t recommend it enough!
September 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
9:30pm flight from JFK to BTV.

Boarding goes as planned. Unfortunately we’re on the runway behind a long queue for nearly an hour before we can take off.

15min into the flight they said that visibility in Burlington was bad and they’d have to return to JFK.
September 24, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read.

They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.
September 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Just a normal reaction from a woman in her mid30s texting her boyfriend about a show meant for teens
September 19, 2025 at 6:51 AM
This did not age well.
a thing about me is i love nate bargatze. i just dig the vibe. if he did anything bad please don’t tell me
September 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
For what it’s worth, got my COVID and flu shot at CVS in Vermont for free. Easy to schedule online. No questions asked in person.
September 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I never skip a tiktok with this search bar
September 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Adding this to my camera roll
Seated for the Alcaraz vs Sinner US Open final
September 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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At some point we all decided it was normal that simply going to a website once means you're added to their mailing list, and I would like to revisit this.
September 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Couldn’t stay asleep all night and finally woke up a half hour ago during a stress dream where I was told I had a stalker for 12 years. Today is doomed 🫩
September 4, 2025 at 9:05 AM
John Turturro on the camera at the US Open is peak entertainment. Who knew this was an option? Can we get Scorsese on it for the semis??
September 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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One of these days you dorks will realize and accept that there is no separate artistic score in tennis and the only score that matters in tennis is the final score. Winners win. Losers go home.

One day. One. Day.
a woman wearing sunglasses and a cross necklace adjusts her glasses
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a cross necklace adjusts her glasses
media.tenor.com
August 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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You are so much older than you are ready to accept.
August 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Have they filmed the new season of tell me lies or what
August 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Eldest daughter: serves as a surrogate parent. Absorbs all parental conflict while keeping the peace for their siblings

Eldest son: first pancake
August 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
@tinybookshopgame.com loving the game! I’ve probably put at least 10hr into it already but I have to ask, is there a known bug where the game sometimes crashes during the first book recommendation of the day? Happens at least once a gameplay session for me so I have to ask.
August 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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me
August 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
It’s hard to think of a definitive favorite, but Stefani certainly knows how to get the blood pumping youtu.be/QeWBS0JBNzQ?...
August 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM