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Celia Marsh
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We had two large bone-in chicken breasts get apparently raptured without disturbing the lidded bowl on the counter they were in--bowl was empty and they couldn't have touched the floor as the little dogs didn't lick anywhere. No proof the rottie did it, but she didn't get dinner and didn't care.
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
It usually turns out for me that it *is* one of the books I own, I just forgot about it because I was saving it for a rainy day.

Failing that, I re-read a Jennifer Crusie book, it's nearly fool proof.
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I also liked the interpretation of it as a man crying in his hands, I can totally see that as well.

I am not seeing anything joyous or even slightly good about it, and I think it's the fingers curving inwards, not outwards. Is that all it takes to be a sad prize?
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
my GOD. how did they do that?
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Not *running*, but one time someone ran away from the minimum security part of the prison next door, and stole our neighbor's car (and abandoned it in Baltimore) but my mom was like "yes, the first three houses on this side of the street had at least 3 unlocked cars with the keys in plain sight."
December 2, 2025 at 5:58 AM
My personal favorite, as a person with MSG sensitivities is "Natural Flavor" which can just mean "something so highly processed it's basically MSG, but we don't have to call it that so you won't know why you're feeling like crap."
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
a what now?
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Oh, wherever did I put my surprised face???
November 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I HAVE BEEN WAITING.

I almost kinda regret having started the series because of the pain of waiting for the next book...
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 AM
one of my friends has buttons for her cat, and her cat calls things (even her) litterbox when she is mad.

your cat has no buttons, but gets the same message across.
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 AM
this may be old or irrelevant news for you, but did you see that there was a recall for generic Vyvanse recently?
November 18, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Aniyo, who does not have a childhood trauma excuse, abhors senseless noise. WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Woke up with my hip and knee joints SCREAMING at me the other day because the cat was sleeping and I apparently have internalized 'don't move, cat will bite you' while sleeping. (Not while awake, she totally bit me yesterday because I was enjoying listening to music.)
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Isn't the filling between the wafers of kitkats made of kitkats?
November 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Someone elsewhere was saying the trick is that it's not one, it's all images with a similar animal? I haven't encountered it yet, though, and hope I do not ever.
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM