Meeting doodles

The pleasure - nay, the PRIVILEGE! - of being able to breathe through both nostrils is highly underrated.

You can’t be a hoMEOWner without cats. I don’t make the rules.

Dreamt about my first dog last night. Was getting ready for a jazz concert and in walks a tired, disoriented Bubbles. I couldn’t believe he was alive, at close on 35 (human) years old. I showed my mom (who looked my age) and she burst into tears.

Man, dreams can hit you hey…

12 year ago me quoting Lady Mix-a-lot

Confidante implies the existence of a confiduncle

I gym like I play PlayStation; every once in a while when the mood strikes me and I have time to kill, and every time I wonder why I don’t do this more often

*choosing the Lavender over the Chuckles body scrub at Woollies*

I think I want to channel relaxation; my body already inspires chuckles

Not sure why we’re cheering for Bess, but Go Bess!

The Afrikaans word for ‘honeymoon’ is fokansie.

🧵This is a thread about Reply Guys. I like it when posts go viral coz I'm a big show-off and the internet is responsible for most of my career. When you go viral you get new followers, fun replies, sometimes even industry interest omg. But you also get: Reply Guys.

This app is so cute. It feels like we’re on a first date with each other. All polite and “nice to meet you”.

Meanwhile on that other app we behave like we’re 2 bottles deep at a redneck family reunion.

We’ve got a Vegas themed YEF coming up. I like to be weird and dress up but I’m stuck in that End of Year Blank™️ and cant think of any costume ideas.

Help? Please?

Bluesky is basically the sky, but sad.