WOW, France might have an even dumber criminal justice system that us, and that is saying something

Ya know, I have never understood why the word moist is gross to some women until this very second. So...thanks?

first off, glad you are over here, and second, OMG, did a bear type this??!!

Respectfully, as a a long time omnivore, we did try to tell you, I am just sayin'...

Hope you find that, pretty lady!

oof

…but what about your husband, Jon Lovitz?? Welcome!

2 that rattle around in my head the most:

Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin
I came to win, battle me, that's a sin
and
Fat boy on a diet, don't try it
I'll jack yo' ass like a looter in a riot
My shit's fat, like a Sumo, slamming dat ass
Leavin' your face in the grass

I came for this and only this...and I am out!

...like cockroaches and cancer, they are everywhere

You still have expectations! In the economy!

😁

and despite your fearsome appearance you are basically harmless? 😁