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Tales to Cranrage
@talestoenrage.bsky.social
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Everyone suspects themselves of a distinguishing physical feature, and this is mine: I am probably the tallest person you know. He/Him
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This is just for @franzferdinand2.bsky.social, thanks to @anthemis.bsky.social.
A Twitter post image from Thinkwert of a possum standing on a cheese pizza inside an open pizza box, laying on the ground next to a tree and a traffic cone. The post itself says “I call it Himalayan pizza because him a-layin’ on my pizza.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Black Cat Day!
Two black cats sit next to each other in a doorway looking up at the camera, a blue barrier with a dumbbell on top in front of them. Beerus, a black cat upside down, looking like a gremlin as he props one leg up on a man under a blanket and sleeping. Pickles, a fluffy black cat curled up on a former baby boppie, looking at the camera. Miles, a black cats upside looking at the camera as he lays on a man’s chest, who is dressed in a bathrobe and laying on a bed.
October 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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In honor of Moose, more cat bellies:
Pickles, a fluffy female cat, laying in a sunbeam and warily watching Clay, a grey male tabby sitting nearby. My toe is not worth the cost. Beerus on his back, full goblin mode, a leggy propped up on my knee as I sleep under the covers. Beerus exposing his belly, wondering when you will play with or pet him. Pickles has stolen the dog’s bed and a baby blanket; she sleeps securely in her larceny, on her back and twisted into a J shape.
October 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Was sent a new picture of @franzferdinand2.bsky.social .
Possum next to fall gourds on a porch, looking somewhat drunk and/or concussed.
September 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Adding mine.
A black cat laying on her side on a sun beam, watching a grey tabby as he regards her illuminated belly.
September 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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August 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Don't overthink it: what comic book panels/pages live in your head rent-free? Drop four and tag #comicsdna
The surgeon Black Jack covers his face in his arms on a stoop, as the ghost of his mentor puts a hand on his back and says "For us humans to crave control over life and death is sheer arrogance, don't you think?" Tomoe from Usagi Yojimbo looking upwards, sadness and desire welling in her eyes. "They sing no songs in Hel, nor do they celebrate heroes...for silent is that dismal realm and cheerless...but the story of the Gjallerbru and the god who defended it is whispered across the Nine Worlds...and when a new arrival asks about the one to whom even Hela bows her head...the answer is always the same...He stood alone at Gjallerbru...and that answer is enough." Skurge defending the bridge at Gjallerbru, wielding a machine gun as a club against a mountain of the undead, until his image fades into nothing. "The seas are sapphires, the fields and forests emeralds, the Himalayas gleam like diamonds. The strange blue world to which my father sent me." "If you knew how you are loved, not one of you would raise a hand in rage again." Superman watching the Earth from space in panel 1, then a close up of his face and upper torso, a star field behind him.
July 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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When I say pull up some archives, I don’t just mean do a quick Google search and hope it’s not AI research.
A picture of a large book titled “The New York Times Complete Civil War.”
July 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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It’s the 4th of July.
Captain America gives a speech: Listen to me-ALL of you out there! You were told by this man-your HERO-that America is the greatest country in the world! He told you that Americans were the greatest people-that America could be refined like silver, could have the impurities hammered out of it, and shine more brightly! He went on about how precious America was-how you needed to make sure it remained great! And he told you anything was justified to preserve that great treasure, that pearl of great price that is America! WELL I SAY AMERICA IS NOTHING! Without its ideals-its commitment to the freedom of all men, America is a piece of TRASH! A nation is NOTHING! A flag is a piece of CLOTH!! I fought Adolf Hitler not because America is great, but because it was fragile! I knew that liberty could as easily be snuffed out here as in Nazi Germany! As a people, we were no different from them! When I returned, I saw you nearly DID turn America into nothing! And the only reason you’re not LESS than nothing is that it’s still possible for you to bring freedom back to America! Caption: There is a long silence, then… Audience member: Th-that IS him! That’s the REAL Captain America!
July 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Me: we’ll let the dog out for a few minutes then crate her again before we go back out, it’s so hot she’ll probably want to come right back inside.
The dog:
A tan, white and brown dog, looking quizzically back at the viewer while she rolls on her back, as though she plans to stay out in the yard forever.
June 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Incidentally, this is a license plate that made me legitimately jealous.
A license plate on a burgundy car that is framed by the words “Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya,” and the plate itself reads “YKMFP2D.”
May 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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This fanfic sounds terrible. But also wonderful, because who has this kind of unhinged creativity?
May 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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She has given me a screenshot of an example. This was an excerpt as posted to a Twitch livestream chat.
May 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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She Is Risen

(Hoping we don’t end up keeping this literal dumpster cat)
A horizonal profile of half a white and tan teen cat, underneath a dumpster
April 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Evidence:
A big lump of a black cat named Beerus, laying on his side.
April 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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The goofball Beerus, who must be within 2 feet of me at all times.
A black cat from the front, laying on a red sleeping bag.
January 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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January 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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January 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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The face says murder, the super loud purring does not.
A black cat laying on a man’s wrists, eyes half lidded.
January 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Beerus being a weird little guy.
A black cat, laying perpendicular on a leg underneath a blanket.
January 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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"You'll be visited tonight by three spirits."

The three spirits:
Jet Black from Cowboy Bebop, angry that Spike blew all their bounty money due to damages. Spike Spiegel from Cowboy Bebop, not sure if he should get on this bus. Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop, absolutely over Cowboy Andy's shit.
December 24, 2024 at 12:23 PM
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He’s old and smelly now, but he’s still very affectionate and pretty.
December 19, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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The well fed Beerus naps.
December 14, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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December 9, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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Two naughty boys.
November 30, 2024 at 10:20 PM