I’m surprised and a little disappointed that no one has made an immigrant-positive parody of Ice Ice Baby.
July 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I’m surprised and a little disappointed that no one has made an immigrant-positive parody of Ice Ice Baby.
What if the next evil we face isn’t comically dysfunctional and completely inept? Are we ready for that?
July 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
What if the next evil we face isn’t comically dysfunctional and completely inept? Are we ready for that?
Wouldn't calling it the Government Efficiency Department (GED) make more sense?
February 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Wouldn't calling it the Government Efficiency Department (GED) make more sense?
No, I haven't read the article. Yes, I do think I know what it's about.
January 10, 2025 at 10:48 AM
No, I haven't read the article. Yes, I do think I know what it's about.
I'm getting ready to start my New Year's resolution to be better about procrastinating.
January 10, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I'm getting ready to start my New Year's resolution to be better about procrastinating.
They should make paper pots and pans to help keep kitchen cleanup a breeze.
December 27, 2024 at 3:53 PM
They should make paper pots and pans to help keep kitchen cleanup a breeze.
I wish a puppy mill was a place where young dogs could learn the ins and outs of woodworking.
December 20, 2024 at 1:03 AM
I wish a puppy mill was a place where young dogs could learn the ins and outs of woodworking.
Sometimes I think I blink too much.
December 13, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Sometimes I think I blink too much.
I wish there was an Outback Steakhouse but for Italian food.
December 13, 2024 at 3:37 PM
I wish there was an Outback Steakhouse but for Italian food.
I think it's time we put the X back in Christmas.
December 12, 2024 at 7:46 PM
I think it's time we put the X back in Christmas.
There's a four or five hour period every day where if you don't speak British this place gets really confusing.
December 12, 2024 at 3:12 PM
There's a four or five hour period every day where if you don't speak British this place gets really confusing.
I wonder if anyone has told Bashir al-Assad "Syria later" as a joke.
December 9, 2024 at 4:04 PM
I wonder if anyone has told Bashir al-Assad "Syria later" as a joke.
I wish there was a VR that didn't need glasses and showed you real places.
December 4, 2024 at 12:56 PM
I wish there was a VR that didn't need glasses and showed you real places.
I just found out George Harrison died. RIP to a good one.
November 30, 2024 at 11:43 AM
I just found out George Harrison died. RIP to a good one.
i'm thankful that Thanksgiving is on a Thursday this year. Makes it a lot easier to take that Friday for a four-day weekend.
November 28, 2024 at 10:48 PM
i'm thankful that Thanksgiving is on a Thursday this year. Makes it a lot easier to take that Friday for a four-day weekend.
I'm like a foodie but for alcohol.
November 27, 2024 at 2:10 PM
I'm like a foodie but for alcohol.
Even as the members of the Wu-Tang Clan approach retirement age, I still recommend holding the line on not fucking with them.
November 23, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Even as the members of the Wu-Tang Clan approach retirement age, I still recommend holding the line on not fucking with them.
When I was a kid we used to play "opposite day", but not for four years.
November 22, 2024 at 8:20 PM
When I was a kid we used to play "opposite day", but not for four years.
Colin Robinson for Secretary of Energy? Seems consistent with the choices so far.
November 22, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Colin Robinson for Secretary of Energy? Seems consistent with the choices so far.
I wish there was a Department of Really Terrible Person Who is Unqualified so we could all be like "OK, that one was a good pick".
November 22, 2024 at 6:22 PM
I wish there was a Department of Really Terrible Person Who is Unqualified so we could all be like "OK, that one was a good pick".
Anyone working on making a non-shitty Reddit yet?
November 22, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Anyone working on making a non-shitty Reddit yet?
Welp, looks like voting didn't help. Let's see how ignoring things for four years works out.
November 22, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Welp, looks like voting didn't help. Let's see how ignoring things for four years works out.