every single business genius has had the thought “we’ll take on debt to buy Warner Brothers” in the expectation that it works lol

republican slogan: "America sucks and we will make it not suck!" (they will make it suck)

democrat's slogan: "In order to understand what we're talking about you have to have read a book written by a vulture capitalist"

even if this is just a dumb waste of time, i really don’t want to hear any tent based rhetoric from now on

I know that many are upset about this, but I for one am appreciative that our elite thought leaders are finally reaching the party

there’s a really huge gulf of difference between a company declining to say “an employee rammed a stapler up their ass and waltz out the door” and “the countries largest paper had a guy giving using his work email to chat with the worlds biggest child sex trafficker”

-Pink Flamingos
-Tammy and the T-rex
- Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
- The Japanese VHS cut of Mac and Me where the kid gets shot and killed on screen

fuck off

maybe a commitment to this bit is not a great thing to be doing during a shutdown where people have lost a month of pay along with a SNAP / premium subsidy, but I also don't get paid to eat crayons so who knows

we need to invent a painful guillotine

my relatives aren't letting 40 million people starve to renovate their bathroom

Gonna be honest, if you were a part of the presidential machine during Clinton, Obama, or Biden you shouldn’t be running in 2028. This goes triple for Rahm

a bunch of has-beens and 2020 losers want to make it the 90s again through science and/or magic

probably not the greatest idea to have the most armed populace on the planet starve while the cost of a presidential ballroom continues to balloon, but im not a historian. lets take a look at what the books have to say

*reads about 1789 France* hoo boy that's not good surely tsarist russa's ok

that thing that's dead is coming back as a thing that's dead

turning a big dial taht says racism and looking for maga approval